I'm british and I'm confused

Although I usually am when the convo turns to football

It's quite easy really, Aston Villa= bad, so bad

Birmingham City=Good, so, so good.

Not that you're biased at all, living in Birmingham...

Well, maybe I am a little bit. Just a little though. Aston Villa play in Birmingham too by the way.

Oh man, I'd feel silly if I hadn't already confessed to my lack of knowledge!

It's ok, my brother's first girlfriend thought they were from London, despite the fact that she'd lived her entire life within five miles of their stadium.

Genius. At least I know where Celtic Park and Ibrox are.

Ah, so you are in Bonnie Scooootland then?

I went there once, it rained. It rained hard.

Well sometimes its that fine rain that soaks you through.

(Sorry Peter Kay's been on tv twice this week!) Yey, something British I do like!

Ah yes, that fine rain. Actually, it's spitting here.