The corryallen2 Survival Pledge Thread
 

This thread is here because I've read so many heartbreaking posts of people who don't want to live...don't know how they will survive. We WILL survive this. Please don't let the banning of corryallen2 or anyone's, harming him/herself add to the collective grief.

Please post here and pledge that you will NOT try to harm yourself or end your life. I want to see EVERY MB name here. All of them...

I vow, not only to you, Right-Track, but to the entire population of Music Banter, that despite the pain, the loss, and the hurt that I am enduring, I will not take my own life on account of corryallen2.

I'll even take it another step. I promise that I will not miss him, feel sorry for him, or lose a single moment of sleep due to his banning. Unless, of course, there is a celebratory party. Because I WILL take part in the festivities.

why give him so much indirect attention?

Hey, we're just trying to survive.

I can see you're still in denial. Feel free to pm me...

A part of me died today. I don't know how I will get through this.

Flush the toilet?

I have a friend who tried to flush his dead ferret down the toilet. it got Quite stuck.

& I thought I made bad threads :rolleyes:. Let him rust in peace.

right... ill make this wierd pledge (even tho i guess i dont need to) but i just want someone to at least PM me who correy allen is, why he got banned, and why people are going suicidal over it.
why? because more than one person has called me correy allen in the last few days.
i dont get all off this. at least in PM, try to explain x.x

*weird
*corryallen
*don't

my cousin did that to a hulk hogan soap thing. the hulkster refused to go down without a fight and lodged himself firmly into the bottom of the bowl. even after desecrating the greatest handlebar moustache ever with a hammer the hulkamaniac made sure to remind the family of their transgressions with a bowl full of suds every time they flushed for the next week hahaha.

:rofl:

im completely serious. someone PLEASE explain to me why people keep calling me corey allen. i'm really serious now. i have more reasons than curiosity that i dont wish to go into detail about for wanting to know

Some things are better left unknown.
But for your sake, coreyallen was a magnificent douche bag. If someone calls you coreyallen, stop what you're doing and go drink a glass of water and reflect.

Try not to worry. Despite your best efforts, you'll never measure up.

that he did something wrong was obvious, or he wouldent be banned. what matters to me is why people are depressive over his banning. if its like some kind of government secret, then i want to join the government. because something like this has happened to me before and it didnt end pretty

whooooooooooooooosh

The only thing that would make me sadder is if a few others meet the same fate.

That would be just terrible.

He's caught on...

http://www.collider.com/uploads/imag...will_smith.jpg

That's just too much fresh prince

Yeah who IS this coryallen guy anyway?

Activate the plausible deniability doctrine PMO!

no one is actually depressed about his banning.

he was an obnoxious ADD sped who posted every inane thought that crossed his mind while never recognizing that this was a forum as opposed to a blog.

that last line is exactly the kind of thing he'd bring to the discussion. admittedly my toilet story has nothing to do with the discussion at hand but after RezZ's comment i figured trying to divert this thread to a discussion about funny things that got stuck in the toilet would be cooler than continuing to talk about CA2.

on the plus side you have way way cooler guitars than him

Which may or may not exist :l

I, Yngve, pledge not to kill or harm myself

I would never consider ending my life for the sake of someone else's banning as eery as it may sound.

When it's your time to go, it's your time to go. And that's all there is to it.

I pray for everyone I know to have a posting life.

This is official ^

ahaha brainwash fail.
then why does this thread exist?

Boredom, mainly...Survival pledge thread (sign it!) - MJJCOMMUNITY - OFFICIAL FORUM


...the large tumbler of Jamesons isn't helping either.

Dude that thread had me cracking up, people are ****ing nuts man.

Coryallen will live on in our hearts. We have to keep moving forward with our own lives. Thats what cory would want. RIP coryallen2.

right. seeing as all your doing is trying to brainwash me (coudlent be more obvious, go to mod school :D)
im gonna lay off the subject. heck, i might email him.

...who?













































:crazy:

correyallen. ive been on his profile page. theres an 'email' button there

I already went for the wrists when he left. But I promise not to do it again.

:rofl:

I was inspired.

Oh, Alfred. Your sig delivers the lulz.

I encourage everyone to do the same.

I have felt soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (sarcastic "so") sad since Coryallen2 left, even though i hadn't notice until i opened this thread.