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Fenixpunk 01-12-2005 10:16 AM

i agree its interesting and has some good stories in it..Dr. Seuss wrote some good ones as well.
http://beancounters.blogs.com/daydreams/events_cat2.gif
by the way - Jesus loves soccer http://catholicshopper.com/products/media/DE_3977.jpg

jesus 01-12-2005 01:43 PM

Jesus was in the newspaper today, my whole school was talking about him.

hookers with machineguns 01-12-2005 02:34 PM

I can't believe Jesus even wears sandals when playing soccer. Ugh, hasn't the son of God ever heard of kleets?

Greg 01-12-2005 04:39 PM

It's not soccer it's football. We invented it. With those sandals he's gonna stub his toe, nasty. Not gonna hurt as bad as being nailed to a cross tho'.

jibber 01-12-2005 10:32 PM

haha, completely going off on a tangent, I have a jesus bobble head, it's sitting on my desk.

covle 01-14-2005 03:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Greg
It's not soccer it's football. We invented it. With those sandals he's gonna stub his toe, nasty. Not gonna hurt as bad as being nailed to a cross tho'.

no, its soccer. football is afl.

MUSE girl 01-14-2005 09:14 AM

we call it football over here, doesnt really matter though, its means the same thing. amricans call what we call rugby, football.
anyway back on topic, what i dont understand is that, if god was real why is there all these natural disarsters and killing in the world?

hookers with machineguns 01-14-2005 10:06 AM

america's football is your rugby? are you sure about that?

franscar 01-14-2005 10:14 AM

America's football over here is known as American Football.

Our football is called soccer over there, and technically should be called soccer over here, but it's not, it's called football.

Football rocks. Now, God doesn't rock.

Here's my major beef: if God is all powerful, why does he need everyone to tell him how great he is and dedicate their life to him? Sounds like a bit of an attention whore to me.

franscar 01-14-2005 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by spearmint
doesn't jesus and god love all living things?!

Nope, they love the ones that dedicate their entire lives to praising them. And if you read the New Testament, then basically to get into Heaven you have to wipe out all other religions, through conversion or through death.

Fun.


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