Tucker Max
 

http://stupidcelebrities.net/wp-content/tuckermax11.jpg
Pretty much my hero.
A self-proclaimed *******, he's also just about the funniest guy on the internet.

For those of you who aren't aware, go to his website: tuckermax.com Start Wit hthe Absinthe Donuts story, then Tucker Tries Buttsex. I just picked up his book, I Hope they Serve Beer In Hell today, and am loving it. Discuss?

lol

aren't you like 13?

That burger looks absolutely amazing.

lol

aren't you like discriminating?

and Tucker Max is awesome, thanks for bringing him to my attention.

His stories are funny, but I'm like 90% sure that I would instantly hate him if I met him in real life.

this.

In-n-Out is the shiznat.

The stories are pretty much all made up. Eh....

How would that be discrimination?

Also, I wanna go to Al*Mart. It looks awesome.

Naw Al Mart is just the owner of that truck, he's a pretty cool guy. Just don't go in the back of that truck.

Because FaSho is young, sam assumes he's shouldn't be mature or intelligent to enjoy Tucker Max's stories.

Alejo's jealous.

He's apparently pretty nice to his fans, ant, as long as they're not stupid.

yeah i've heard that too, it just seems to me that our personalities wouldn't mesh so well.

You should look up the words "discrimination" and "prejudice", and then ask yourself whether or not high levels of maturity and intelligence are at all useful when reading Tucker Max.

noooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

I believe sam was making a difference in his treatment or favor on a basis other than the individual merit of FaSho. Now let's see what discrimination means...

discriminate - Definition from the Merriam-Webster Online Dictionary

2: to make a difference in treatment or favor on a basis other than individual merit

I'm not sure maturity is a requirement to enjoy Tucker Max, but I certainly wouldn't have gotten all the sexual stuff at FaSho's age. I'm not going to assume that he doesn't understand just because I wouldn't have though.

I'm not saying sam was being inflammatory or anything, but he was discriminating in a pretty harmless way. I just called him out on it.

aren't you only like one year older than me?

shut up kid, the grown-ups are talking...

it's really more like a year and a half

Surprised no one's mentioned the movie yet... I Hope They Served Beer In Hell is hitting theatres on Sep. 25, after a huge premiere tour. Can't wait.

He sounds like Chelsea Handler for guys. Kill me.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

oh man, i nearly loled up my breakfast there.

"mature or intelligent"? we're not talking about Nietzsche here, ffs. this is some guy reliving and reveling in his own puerile frat boy center-of-the-universe life, trying to command some spot of attention by his wildly ludicrous and perceptibly falsified stories.

i know idiots that love this guy my age and older, trust me, it has nothing to do with intelligence or maturity.

then what is the quality you think a 13 year old lacks that would stop them from liking TM?

Yes but FaSho wasn't treated differently, he was asked how old he was. It may be prejudiced to assume someone younger won't appreciate something fully, but it's not discriminating until you tell them not to do it.

Argument could be made that sam was acting superior by asking him his age in such a way, therefore treating him differently, but that's getting into semantics.

needs moar Tucker Max: YouTube - Broadcast Yourself.

a radio show with TM, Maddox, and Drunkasaurus. It shows how much of a **** Tucker really is, though to his credit he was drunk.

Maddox>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> >Tucker Max

I have to disagree on one point:

Maddox > Tucker (on the internet/intelligence-wise)

Tucker > Maddox (in real life)

^On what basis (other than Maddox having a pussy voice for being such an advocate of masculinity)

But Maddox is bar none the funniest writer on the internet

How do I find this Maddox?
And what is he about?

The Best Page In The Universe.

He can be funny sometimes.

Thanks Bung. :)

Tucker's slept with hundreds of women, continues to do so, is making his own independent movie, and generally has a more exciting life than Maddox, even before they were both famous.

So what you're saying is Maddox isn't an attention-whoring douchebag, just simply a douchebag? ;)


The Best Page In The Universe.

^he rarely ever updates these days. Read his hate mail, it's got some of his better material

Tucker and Maddox both have websites that they continue to pay for, so they're both attention whores on some level. Tucker just gets out and reaches out to the fans more, albeit by getting drunk with the the male fans and ****ing the female ones.

maddox just whines about things anyone with a functioning brain can see are inconsequential to any facet of daily life, which is ironic because that's one of his major gripes. he also claims that rich people who buy a whole bunch of **** they don't need are stupid (which i do agree with), but then turns around and holds his amazingly profitable stock portfolios over jocks/dumb people. lame

at least tucker max doesn't brag about how intellectually superior he is to the average person, he just berates those who deserve it.

At least Tucker Max doesn't pretend to be anything other than what he is, and at least he's funny.

Was never a Maddox fan.

my complaints do have relevance because that's why I don't think he's funny. I didn't waste my time searching for the smallest details, and you're really not in any position to be telling people not to waste their time when you write up a point by point attack of something that took me 10 seconds to come up with. And for what? To prove to me that you're right? Sorry, but the only thing you've accomplished in my eyes is to defend a complete stranger while making a pretty big ass of yourself in the process.

Thanks! By the way, I deleted that comment because I didn't feel like getting into a huge fight though it appears that my attempt was in vain as you apparently saw it before I had a chance to delete it.

no problem, just defending myself.

I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell - In Theatres Soon!
Trailer for the movie, looks like it's based of The Austin Trip, which makes sense because it's Tucker's personal favorite story. Looks pretty good to me.

Not to me.

that was horrible. it just looks like a really really unfunny version of the hangover and those actors were the worst.