Ditch them old socks!!! (quote, band)

suicidal barbie · 01-15-2005, 02:03 AM

Ok, this post is really G*Y, but anyway.......

5 reasons to ditch them old socks.......

1) They have already been used one to many times as a condom
2) They are a little crusty and rotten from your foot fungus.... yes, i'm talking to you
3) They might be hole-ey, and if you're not into 'god', that is a problem
4) They smell a little bad
5) (You make up #5)

blackTshirt · 01-15-2005, 03:28 AM

haha none of them is a problem for me

jk
no 5 would be: you should finally get rid of your barbie/ spiderman socks...you've been wearing them since you were 5

~~[MERIT]~~ · 01-18-2005, 07:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by suicidal barbie

Ok, this post is really G*Y, but anyway.......

5 reasons to ditch them old socks.......

1) They have already been used one to many times as a condom
2) They are a little crusty and rotten from your foot fungus.... yes, i'm talking to you
3) They might be hole-ey, and if you're not into 'god', that is a problem
4) They smell a little bad
5) (You make up #5)

i totally agree. theres nothing better than coming home and putting on a brand new pair of socks.

hookers with machineguns · 01-18-2005, 08:17 AM

Using socks as condoms? Uh.... that's almost as bad as plastic wrap and a rubberband

jibber · 01-18-2005, 04:22 PM

plus what kind of girl would let you use a f*cking sock? Forget uncomfortable, that would be really damn painful.

blackTshirt · 01-19-2005, 01:08 AM

come on, can you take it more seriously than that?!

Hung In Rent (Molasses) · 01-19-2005, 02:40 AM

I've worn the same pair of Grey socks to school for 5 years. I win.

~~[MERIT]~~ · 01-19-2005, 07:14 AM

^no arguments here

sleepy jack · 01-19-2005, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jibber

plus what kind of girl would let you use a f*cking sock? Forget uncomfortable, that would be really damn painful.

Ha glad im a guy.

Fenixpunk · 01-19-2005, 09:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jibber

plus what kind of girl would let you use a f*cking sock? Forget uncomfortable, that would be really damn painful.

an old poem i heard...

when days were old and knights were bold, and rubbers weren't invented..
they placed a sock across their c*ck, and babies were prevented...

i highly doubt there is much truth behind this, but found it funny none the less.

01-15-2005, 02:03 AM	#1 (permalink)
suicidal barbie Groupie Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 1	Ditch them old socks!!! Ok, this post is really G*Y, but anyway....... 5 reasons to ditch them old socks....... 1) They have already been used one to many times as a condom 2) They are a little crusty and rotten from your foot fungus.... yes, i'm talking to you 3) They might be hole-ey, and if you're not into 'god', that is a problem 4) They smell a little bad 5) (You make up #5)

01-15-2005, 03:28 AM	#2 (permalink)
blackTshirt The Randomness Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: romania.. shut up Posts: 854	haha none of them is a problem for me jk no 5 would be: you should finally get rid of your barbie/ spiderman socks...you've been wearing them since you were 5 __________________ My rims never spin, to the contrary You'll find that they're quite stationary.

01-18-2005, 08:17 AM	#4 (permalink)
hookers with machineguns Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 1,753	Using socks as condoms? Uh.... that's almost as bad as plastic wrap and a rubberband __________________ LASTFM

01-18-2005, 04:22 PM	#5 (permalink)
jibber Freeskier Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Istanbul was Constantinople now it's Istanbul not Constantinople... Posts: 1,536	plus what kind of girl would let you use a f*cking sock? Forget uncomfortable, that would be really damn painful. __________________ What you've done becomes the judge of what you're going to do -- especially in other people's minds. When you're traveling, you are what you are right there and then. People don't have your past to hold against you. No yesterdays on the road. William Least Heat Moon, Blue Highways Your toughest competitor lives in your head. Some days his name is fear, or pain, or gravity. Stomp his ass. HOOKED ON THE WHITE POWDER

01-19-2005, 01:08 AM	#6 (permalink)
blackTshirt The Randomness Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: romania.. shut up Posts: 854	come on, can you take it more seriously than that?! __________________ My rims never spin, to the contrary You'll find that they're quite stationary.

01-19-2005, 02:40 AM	#7 (permalink)
Hung In Rent (Molasses) Groupie Join Date: Jan 2005 Posts: 9	I've worn the same pair of Grey socks to school for 5 years. I win. __________________ Marry Me

01-19-2005, 07:14 AM	#8 (permalink)
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