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Old 07-05-2019, 09:16 AM   #1441 (permalink)
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Old 07-05-2019, 09:21 AM   #1442 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 07-05-2019, 09:25 AM   #1443 (permalink)
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Old 07-05-2019, 09:44 AM   #1446 (permalink)
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