I am shocked and offended
 

That Boo Boo never chose to ban me on his rampage :(

Onto the real thread, has anything ever reallllly shocked/offended you? I was thinking about it last week, and having visited /b/ and generally lived life for 21 years (I know the two aren't compatible but shut up). I find it's hard to offend me, apart from the obvious evils. So waht's the smallest thing that has ever offended you? Or, what you have been shocked to see hasn't shocked you?

He did, you were just unbanned by another mod.

Also the entire b0g offensive section is repulsive.

aww I wasn't on the list of the banned people

No you were on the list however Tore unbanned you before you you went online.

Blatant hypocrisy gets on my nerves more than anything. I mean, we all are hypocritical to some degree. However, when some Jesus-worshipper goes about acting like a sadist (aka. ball-tapping me every time I walk down the hall way) or decides to gang up and make fun of some kid, it pisses me off. 1. I care about my testicles. 2. I don't care about the kid, but please try to at least follow what you adhere to.

Electricity

I get pretty insulted that I'm not a rich porn star by default. But I learn to live with it.
Music banter... I guess it's not as bad as just ending your life.

Comus' pink cable offends my eyes and good taste.

All the wannabe "individuals" are going to demand you take that comment back now.

I've been shocked and appalled, but never shocked and offended.