CaptainAwesome

oh, and i also like my machine of death.

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bannister

Likes:
Good music
Intelligent conversation
Showers
Sleep
Beer
Girls with mohawks
Chapstick
Dislikes:
Ironic facial hair
Unintelligent "attractive" people
Rye bread
People who think Bright Eyes is god
People who formerly thought Bright Eyes was god, but now believe Animal Collective is god
Scene "legends" who expect me to cater to their every need and give them a space on my couch because they were around in the 80's and haven't moved on yet

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TheCunningStunt

How can you have facial hair that is ironic?

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When it's painted on?

TheCunningStunt

How could you not like that?! I once drew a full moustache type thing on someone when they were pissed. It looked better than anything anyone could grow themselves. Such definition in it.

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bannister

Urban Dictionary: ironic mustache

In other words, a scraggly mountain man beard and/or scraggly overgrown Magnum PI mustache. Sooper kewl hipsters do it to be "ironic".

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TheCunningStunt

Ooh, I've never met a hipster. I'm sure they're just an American invention, I only heard about them because of this place. So I've never seen an ironic moustache either.

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bannister

Darn, it's so fun to see them in the wild, too. If you're ever in a major US city, you're bound to see tons of our own special breed of hipster, in the flesh.

They posess the rare ability to simultaneously infuriate and entertain anyone who comes into contact with them.

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TheCunningStunt

We have "Indiefags" that wear cardigans and skinny jeans, and listen to obscure bands just for Indie's sake. But they aren't that annoying, they just like their obscure bands and dismiss bands if they get a significantly bigger fanbase..

These hipsters sound like the equivalent but a lot worse, although I have to admit a "hipster" band Wavves I find pretty damn enjoyable. They're only disliked because they have twats for fans.

I hope I meet a hipster. Got any pictures of what you consider to be a typical hipster? I'd like to know what to look for.

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bannister

Look at This F*cking Hipster is a good place to start. Yup, there's a blog dedicated to it.

Other than that, I'd say look for non-prescription chunky black eyewear, thrift-store sweaters, and Pabst Blue Ribbon beer.

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"Give a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day.

But, set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

- Terry Pratchett