Ahh...so it's like when you're a little bit constipated and you can't get the whole loaf out, so you have to pinch part off and suck the rest back in? Then you feel kind of distended and uncomfortable, because you can TELL it's up there but it won't come out yet.

That is disappointing when it happens, I agree! I hate having to suck 'em back in.

And you complain about it?? If you knew how fortunate you are!! Places with extreme temperatures aren't pleasant, I assure you. For instance, in "Matrix" (Madrid) we have to suffer the so-called Continental Mediterranean Climate. That means it is neither Continental nor Mediterranean (hence its name XD), but a mix of both. In other words, a "climatic nightmare". Extreme winter and extreme summer. Some decades ago they found mammoth fossils. I bet the poor animals died burned or frozen. I can't think about how they must have suffered, really... sniff... sniff... :(

I love Scotland because it's cold even in summer. I literally had 4 months or so worth of snow where all transport was discontinued until better weather conditions, although I was in a car crash. I ****ing love winter! :D

Likes: The smell of the beach, having a guitar pick inbetween my lips, the sound of a skateboard, the sound of guitar strum, the sound of a bass drum, the feeling that you get standing in front of a drum kit while it's being played, the smell of weed, water, cold weather, rain, mud, Reno 911, the sound of a golf ball being sunk, the sound of a golf swing

Dislikes: Being woken up for a stupid reason, waking up to find myself on the ground, falling asleep and having friends pull stupid **** on you, static, the feeling of a bug type thing on your skin when it's not really there, when your eye tears up for no reason and it looks like you are crying, the grunts that tennis player make

Heavy dislikes: My sister. Pregnant people.

Is your sister pregnant?

Funnily enough, yes. :(

edit: how did you guess?

His condom burst

Touche.

Lol, you're post kinda implied it :p: