Loves:

Family
Music
Life
Awesome fun stuff

Hates:

Trolls
Liars
Fashion trends
Jealousy

likes:
-girls who are boys who like boys to be girls who do boys like they're girls who do girls like they're boys
-buying other people presents
- collecting more books than i can ever possibly read
- laughing at my own jokes
- being stereotypically feminine in a totally shallow way then headfucking people with my agenderness
- cats
- doing whatever i want all of the time ever
- flower crowns

dislikes
- passive aggression
- morally unsound people
- people who prefer oasis to blur
- people
- dresses that are made too short (I'm 5'2" for fuck's sake)
- small talk

Likes:
The salem witch trials
Knitting
Swimming
Crochet/macrame/basketweaving/embroidery ect
The biology of sex
Computers
Vidya gaems
Drag queens
Forests

Dislikes
Conservatives
Vegans who feel the need to berate you for eating meat
America
Alberta
Slut shamers
Overpriced clothing
Rural places

A joke:

How do you find the vegan at the party?

likes


music
sports
gambling
food
lifting
honeys
tetris
card games
driving
drinkin
gettin dome


dislikes

hipsters
feminists
try hards
fake tough guys
pseudo everythings
extremists

Well lets see now, I'll try and keep this short.

Loves & Likes:
Human beings
Tha FunK!
Funk stylez
Oldies music (1st Era)
Most american music genres
International music
Cigarettes & cigars
Drinking with friends
sleeping
Winter
Aliens
Cryptozoology
The supernatural
Airsofting
A handful of certain wars
collecting militaria
Pretty much everything French
Middle East, Central "america" and Africa
FMLN
Communism
Marxism
AK series assault rifles
Gorgeous girls
busty babes
cougars
Hot moms
Rock N Roll (sex)
The Classic cartoon network era & Toonami
All them movies, actors, animes and TV shows
Lastly these funny little dudes :band: :shycouch: :pimp: :bowdown:

My dislikes list kinda long winded so if yall really wanted to read trough it then just word (the word is 'Abracadaniel').

i have faile dlife


this guy loves busty women and babes and AKs and i didnt welcome him and now hes gone forever



instead im left with a bunch of scarf wearin fairy brits



**** this man this is like that time where something was in front of my face and i missed it and then regretted it

Spot on. Was thinking this the other day while inspecting my head in the mirror. I find it a bit sad when you see men who are clearly losing their hair who still try to style it or grow it. Just shave it off and embrace it ffs.

I can understand it though as I was genuinely gutted when I noticed I couldn't have hair anymore and I'm only 24, I've tried to grow it again once and when it got to about number 4 on the clipper level I just realised I looked fucking ridiculous.

How dare you :mad:.

One of my current dislikes is Americanisms creeping into Britain. I see and hear it all the time.

Bells ordering something and saying 'Can I get a...'

Usually by some twat in a coffee shop. And no, you may not get it. You may ask for it and the assistant behind the till will get it for you. Why have coffee shops become so popular here anyway? They seemed to take off after all the dicks wanted to be like Ross and Rachel down at Central Perk.

'My bad', 'I'ma', 'Prolly', 'Hickey' etc. License plate, trash, prom... so many.

'Like'

Drives me mental. Used in place of any one of a thousand verbs that the English language has to offer. "I was like, wow." Fuck off.

EDIT - Oh and Jafaican London talk. Embarrassing.

:laughing:

I'm really happy I finally got a laugh outta that joke