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Old 09-11-2009, 10:33 AM   #11 (permalink)
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^ It always gets awkward in flights, trying to say "airport" "air france" "air canada" etc ... without sounding inappropriate. that word is so popular!
"Penisport" sounds like some kind of slang for vagina.
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Old 09-11-2009, 10:41 AM   #12 (permalink)
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"Penisport" sounds like some kind of slang for vagina.
hahahahah, thats amazin!
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Old 09-11-2009, 11:30 AM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 09-11-2009, 11:48 AM   #14 (permalink)
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My mom is the type this thread is about. I've heard her say pretty much every almost-swear word ever including "fraggle" in place of the other f word. The best one ever though, in an attempt to not take the lord's name in vain she blurted out "Jeez-o's Crisps!"
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Old 09-11-2009, 12:00 PM   #15 (permalink)
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My mom is the type this thread is about. I've heard her say pretty much every almost-swear word ever including "fraggle" in place of the other f word. The best one ever though, in an attempt to not take the lord's name in vain she blurted out "Jeez-o's Crisps!"
I LOVE this things !!! like when they say around kids "Oh Fudge!" but they stay serious.
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Old 09-11-2009, 12:21 PM   #16 (permalink)
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I'm guilty of saying swear-substitutes, not because of offense or anything like that but i think if you should swear you should swear well! Constant use takes the edge off.
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Old 09-11-2009, 01:18 PM   #17 (permalink)
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My mom is the type this thread is about. I've heard her say pretty much every almost-swear word ever including "fraggle" in place of the other f word. The best one ever though, in an attempt to not take the lord's name in vain she blurted out "Jeez-o's Crisps!"
If there was a cereal with that name I would buy it for sure.
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Old 09-11-2009, 01:27 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I personally say Harvester threshing machine for vagina.

Come one baby, show me you Harvester threshing machine!
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I personally say Harvester threshing machine for vagina.

Come one baby, show me you Harvester threshing machine!
That is the best euphemism I've ever heard.
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Old 09-11-2009, 08:28 PM   #20 (permalink)
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I always find it hilarious when people say things like "Oh, shoot" or "what the heck?" One of my friends never swears, but he's constantly saying things like frick or "s-word". It amuses me
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