Oh, good call. Hope I don't sound old and way ahead of my years, but guyliner actually offends me.

you sound like a person with an overall good sense of human decency. :)

On a similar note, guys who wear black nail polish.

http://musicmedia.ign.com/music/imag...line102103.jpg

Septum Piercings are gigantic turn offs for me.
http://nose-rings-guide.com/images/septum-piercing.jpg

Bridge piercings, too.
http://www.loupiote.com/photos_m/146...ose-bridge.jpg

reminds me of a gimp suit in all honesty.
http://ladystarlightnyc.files.wordpr...7/16288358.jpg

There is something wrong with that, something very wrong.

not even on scarlet johansson?

To my chagrin, I have worn guyliner. My first girlfriend was adamant it was a good step. She also got me to straighten my hair (or more to the point she'd sulk until I let her do it). That relationship didn't last long.

only thing i can say is..
under the thumb. :(

Yes. But it did get me laid for the first time in my life, so I was willing to make exceptions. I also had much, much smaller balls to assert myself.