Ugly Things People Do/Wear To Look Attractive
 

The thread is what the title says: ugly shit people do with themselves that is allegedly attractive. If you have some thoughts on the subject, post them.

I was inspired to start this thread because I keep seeing ads on TV for this Bump-It thing that women put in their hair to give their head more of an egg shape. I can't fathom why anyone would find that appealing but here it is:

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_uhYCLfqom1...pit+hair+3.gif

Beards.

http://i219.photobucket.com/albums/c...9/DSCF0375.jpg

Bastard. :laughing:

Breast implants are vile


That's all.

Especially on men.

Depends on the man. Meatloaf looked quite fetching with them in Fight Club.

You think I should post that Genesis P Orridge pic again at this point?

Yes. Yes you should.

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_qljMijrZCNg/Sm...on-Wrinkle.jpg

Botox- you are getting a few wrinkles. Deal with it. All cosmetic surgery is ridiculous to me unless you have had some sort of physical trauma (3rd degree burns etc). Make do with what you have been given. Joan Rivers looks absolutely ridiculous these days. This goes for silicone breast implants too. It looks like they have swallowed two balloons that won't pop.

Infamous lip injections on a very minor celeb over here:

http://imagesforum.doctissimo.fr/mes...ie_ash_mb2.jpg

Niiiiice.

The only people who bemoan beards are those that can't grow them :)

No! Please don't! :laughing: (I don't know which pic you're referring to but I've seen more of him than I ever wanted to see already).

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Fucking kids today with their 80s fashion. If they only knew how dorky it was back then. Oh but even if they did, they'd wear it for the irony.

Gold teeth.

Mullets.

"Fly trap" bangs and perms in the 80s. I laughed my ass off the day my older sister came home with a perm. :rofl:

I find that people who wear clothes are infinitely less attractive than naked people.

Jesus. She looks like a muppet. Who is that?

I don't know...I'd rather see someone over 200lbs with clothes on versus without.

Lmao...makes her look really manly actually. Very disproportionate to her face/head.

I'd say it depends on the person.

http://foodcourtlunch.com/wp-content...08/fat-man.jpg

How much of the weight is clothes though? n00dz for proof?

that would be lesley ash :laughing:

ew his thighs have got to be double my waist.

Woah, who would've though my looking her up on Wikipedia would cause mean to learn a random bit of trivia about Alien Sex Fiend.

He isn't that bad looking. He's rather cute in a Staypuff kind of way.

You have a 56" waist? ;)

You're welcome

There's a girl who wears that in her hair at my school.

It looks like a tumor.

The first time I saw her, I couldn't help but laugh.

That's twice you've said that.
I assure you I can grow a beard. Man, I have to shave my face on the inside!
Thus disproving your theory.

The most ridiculous lengths that people go to in a vain bid to look attractive are almost exclusively reserved for woman.
And there's nothing more ridiculous than the sight of a short woman teetering precariously down the high street wearing high heels.
They make make you appear taller, but at the expense of you looking infinitely less attractive.

MAN SPANX
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Y4uaYvbpz4...es_560x375.jpg

Pics are needed :) If only to see a blonde beard if nothing else.

At least they don't wear it on the outside. xD

Yes there is

A a short woman teetering precariously down the high street wearing high heels and a tight skirt down to her ankles so she can only take steps of approx 2 inches at a time.

:laughing:

Who's blonde?

The one broken stilletto heel walk is funny to watch too. It looks like they have dislocated their shoulder.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_9Zf_P9g6cu...scene+girl.jpg

Dressing like this...

No. My heels have broken so many times.

Once during a graduation. I was playing in the high school band.

And my band teacher duct taped my shoe.
It was horrible.

HAWT

Yes. With long, talon-like fingernails. When I see nails like that my first thought is usually wondering how they wipe their ass. Not sexy.

Or this?
http://xdf.xanga.com/5c1d9bf32023494.../z60540768.jpg

ive never had a broken heel :D

i imagine you as the type of chap who would wear them ;):laughing:

I think that's kind of cool actually.

If you want the middle of your head to look like a cats arse.

Orange people.
Tragic!

http://photos-f.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos..._6521522_n.jpg