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Old 09-30-2009, 09:01 AM   #1 (permalink)
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there is this new stylish fad where people walk around naked...its pretty disgusting.
I used to be pro nudism.

Until I realised all nudists are really old and fat.
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Old 09-30-2009, 10:37 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I used to be pro nudism.

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im the same, the very same
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Old 09-30-2009, 01:35 PM   #3 (permalink)
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I love the look because I think it brings out the facial features more and I also love that you actually get to see what her head is shaped like. Also one thing every guy wants from a girl is smooth skin, and there's nothing more smooth than a shaven scalp.

Hair has come to symbolize materialism and conformity for a lot of women, and when women rewrite the book on what can be sexy, that's something I love. Some religions think it symbolizes rebirth, and it kinda does.

I consider it the ultimate form of nakedness.
Hey boo boo, you can articulate the reasons for your bald woman fetish very eloquently! I can see you've given this a lot of thought. Your reasoning sounds solid. I agree hair has come to symbolize materialism and conformity. So if you like it when women rewrite the book on what can be sexy, what do you have against women's leg hair? If they keep their leg hair (as I do), isn't *that* rewriting the book on what is sexy?

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I used to be pro nudism.

Until I realised all nudists are really old and fat.
Well, you see, boo boo, there may be a reason for this common misconception about nudists. Nudists, understand now, are quite intelligent people. For example, I would classify myself as a nudist. I'm not fat...and I'm only half-old. However, I also don't want to get arrested for nudity just yet at this point in my life if I were to go outside for a little evening stroll in the buff. My strategic plan is that when I'm retired and don't have as much to do, *then* I'll go out in public nude as part of a civil disobedience plot. (Recall my opposition to laws prohibiting women from uncovering their torsos in public). Of course, when I'm finally arrested and spend some time in jail I *will* be old. Probably not overweight (vegans rarely are), but old. So, this may be why most nudists you see are senior citizens. Eh?

CROCS: my gripe with crocs is that parents get them for their kids who then can't run naturally and sort of shuffle around the playground all the time so that they don't lose the shoes off their feet. Sigh. Human beings.
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I used to be pro nudism.

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Im not old and fat now am i

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there is this new stylish fad where people walk around naked...its pretty disgusting.
You only think its disgusting because you've been subjected your entire life to your superiors telling you to wear clothes and to avert your eyes if for some reason someone was bared in front of you. The human body is not disgusting. Even with age (liver spots, sagging, wrinkles, etc.) the body is still a miracle of chemestry, physics, biology, and that mystery that we call life all coming together in an incomprehensably beautiful way.

It would take a few generations for us to remember that, even in a purely nudist setting though.
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Im not old and fat now am i
No, but neither do we have proof that you're a nudist. Until that day I'm happy to stick by booboo's synopsis.
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