Hopefully you use it to triangulate the money you wasted on it.

I have a crystal that reverses the polarity of money so that it goes directly to the person selling it despite the buyer not getting any actual value out of it.

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I bought 2 of these last Thursday. They're 30th anniversary champion plastic and much different from their DX plastic cousins. First throw was a chain-out on a 200 ft hole.

Really overstable, but so money.

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These bitches are the comfiest shoes I've ever worn. On some Forest Gump **** here.

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On some Cali whitebread ****.

Oh no! I'll go return them now.

Just sayin' you're three pairs of new shoes away from boat shoes.

I'll follow up in February then.