Been working on a story for awhile. Pretty much started off as just a way of getting some practice in, and keeping busy. Put in about 500 words a day. Up to 27,000 now. Still not totally sure what it's really about. That's always exciting.

^Gucci.

I've added about 3 pages to The Hourglass and I'm aiming to expand it into a book about pirates.

If I buy you some weed, can I get a dedication?

I was already...ja you can get a dedication if you buy me some weed. If it's mids, don't bother.

I've got a bunch of comics that I made as a kid. All incredibly terribly written and drawn. I'm actually glad that I stopped writing both short stories and comics. Just wasn't one of my skills - that much was obvious.

One day I will get back on my Lovecraftian Poison Ivy story. By a wide margin the thing I'm most proud of.

Do it.

And come up with your own villain. No offense to Poison Ivy, but you could make better. You're a creative drunken bastard.

I'm writing a children's story that takes inspiration from both folklore and "funny animal" cartoons like Tom and Jerry, a short story that plays with time a lot involving a rapist deep in Kentucky woodland being hunted by a woman who he believes is a Mexican spirit of death, and I'm considering a post apocalyptic science fiction story that takes place somewhere out west in Montana or something.

who tf voted for my story

Nah it's the point. Ivy doesn't get nearly as much love as she deserves as a sci-fi horror villain with hints of Lovecraft.