What are you Writing now?

~~MicShazam~~ · 03-16-2018, 04:34 PM

Irony!

OccultHawk · 03-16-2018, 04:42 PM

Last Orders

A man walked into a liquor store and shot the clerk dead. When the cops arrived they all got drunk on free booze.

~~MicShazam~~ · 03-16-2018, 04:45 PM

A bit on the short side, but at least it's literary genius.

OccultHawk · 03-16-2018, 04:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MicShazam

A bit on the short side, but at least it's literary genius.

Thank you.

Trollheart · 03-16-2018, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OccultHawk

Last Orders

A man walked into a liquor store and bought some beer. He got drunk.
The end.

I win, ****bags.

OccultHawk · 03-16-2018, 06:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trollheart

I win, ****bags.

No you don’t. Honestly, you have no ability to engage a reader.

I can be a very bad writer and still be far better than you. You’re awful.

OccultHawk · 03-16-2018, 06:30 PM

And why did you quote me on **** I didn’t even write?

OccultHawk · 03-16-2018, 09:38 PM

I bet this thread is why he quit.

Oriphiel · 03-22-2018, 02:21 PM

Quasi dedicated to Grindy

Quasi-good,
quasi-bad,
a quasi-classic and a quasi-fad,
quasi-quiet and quasi-loud,
quasi-ashamed and quasi-proud.

A qausi-man with a quasi-life left his quasi-job and his quasi-wife.
The quasi-streets were quasi-clear as he quasi-drove to buy quasi-beer,
and when at last he had quasi-arrived, he quasi-coughed and quasi-died,
for his quasi-cancer had quasi-spread from his quasi-toes to his quasi-head.

Qetzlcoatl shed a feather,
Unlimited power fell in my hands,
A way to unbind and untether
So many of reality's stifling bands.
I am the quasi-walrus.

OccultHawk · 03-22-2018, 03:46 PM

Damn you’re good

03-16-2018, 04:42 PM	#622 (permalink)
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03-16-2018, 06:30 PM	#627 (permalink)
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03-16-2018, 09:38 PM	#628 (permalink)
OccultHawk one-balled nipple jockey Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: Dirty Souf Biatch Posts: 22,033	I bet this thread is why he quit. __________________ 2016 2017 2018 2019 2020 Member of the Year & Journal of the Year Champion Behold the Writing of THE LEGEND: https://www.musicbanter.com/members-...p-lighter.html

03-22-2018, 02:21 PM	#629 (permalink)
Oriphiel Ask me how! Join Date: Oct 2014 Location: The States Posts: 5,355	Quasi dedicated to Grindy Quasi-good, quasi-bad, a quasi-classic and a quasi-fad, quasi-quiet and quasi-loud, quasi-ashamed and quasi-proud. A qausi-man with a quasi-life left his quasi-job and his quasi-wife. The quasi-streets were quasi-clear as he quasi-drove to buy quasi-beer, and when at last he had quasi-arrived, he quasi-coughed and quasi-died, for his quasi-cancer had quasi-spread from his quasi-toes to his quasi-head. Qetzlcoatl shed a feather, Unlimited power fell in my hands, A way to unbind and untether So many of reality's stifling bands. I am the quasi-walrus. __________________ ---------------------- \|---Mic's Albums---\| ---------------------- ----------------------------- \|---Deafbox Industries---\| -----------------------------

03-22-2018, 03:46 PM	#630 (permalink)
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03-16-2018, 04:34 PM	#621 (permalink)
~~MicShazam~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Aalborg Posts: 7,636	Irony!

03-16-2018, 04:45 PM	#623 (permalink)
~~MicShazam~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Aug 2015 Location: Aalborg Posts: 7,636	A bit on the short side, but at least it's literary genius.