Im actually going to do it again right now!!!

I do it every two weeks on Fri.

I take my paycheck to the bank and cash it, only takes about three minutes and I get $1500 bucks...

I point out people's grammar mistakes and charge them for it.


That will be $25.

That would require me caring, which I don't.

Sorry to disappoint.

some people are sitting on a gold mine. a pretty girl should never go hungry

I traded in 10 N64 games that I never play anymore for 3 bucks each. 30 bucks right there. What's great is that most of them came with the system when I bought it at a yard sale for 10 bucks, and some of the others my mom bought for a dollar apiece.

Where the hell did you trade in games for 30 bucks a piece? that's unheard of...


@ wad...where in h-town are you? do i know you?

A numerical error on my part. I got 30 bucks for all ten.

That's more like it...

But the easiest way to get money if you're looking for it quick would probably be to set up a big scam, tell people you can invest their money for a 10% return and then spend it all. Of course, you'll go to jail for life but you'll be able to live like a king for a few days. Or you could steal people's credit cards and buy a bunch of **** online.

If you don't want to go to jail, I go to this place and do work, and every 2 weeks money magically appears in my bank account. It's actually really cool, you should try it. And, if you really need money, you can work at 2 places, and then every couple weeks you'll get money in your bank account twice! Neat huh? I don't really think there are many other good ways to get money than by actually working, unless you actually do win the lottery or get an inheritance or something. Sorry to disappoint :p

the sarcasm in here is killing me, it's so clever and not ridiculously idiotic at all.