First Church of MusicBanter
 

MusicBanter has grown into more than just a website. It has become it's own independent nation, and soon the entire world shall know of our superiority. As such I am instituting MusicBanter's own religion.

The First Church of MusicBanter is a required observance. As the founder of the organization I hereby declare myself Pope Conan I, you are subject to my whims and wills.

We worship four Gods here at the Church; The God of Eclecticism, The God of Pretention, The God of Fanboyism and of course, Thom Yorke.

Attention!

Faithful adherents wishing to further the work of the Lord(s)

Become a Priest of the Clergy class and have complete control over other Church members! Member's with an a super eclectic score above 700 qualify and start immedietly the work of Pope Conan I.

Clergy Class:

• Pope Conan I
  • kayleigh
  • gunnels
  • Antonio
  • Rickenbacker
  • storymilo
  • loose_lips_sink_ships
  • wolverinewolfweiselpigeon
  • CanwllCorfe615

Repentent Sinners:

• gunnels
• storymilo
• Alfred
• NumberNineDream
• loose_lips_sink_ships

Latest Church News

Holy Crusades for the purging of unwanted Infidels from our Holy Nation

Pope Conan I hereby declared that non-observers of Church policies shall be hunted and brought to justice. Amoung the conspirator(s) already brought to justice:

• BTown787
• Roemilca
• AwwSugar
• Fercap
• slimblimp
• gunnels
• james44754
• wad

Those still wanted by His Holyness The Pope include:

• Right_Track: Leader of the unholy infidel army
  
• cardboard adolescent: Dangerous free-thinker.
  
• dreadnaught: Slanderous harlot!
  
• Urban Hatemonger: Encouraging the sin of Sodomy with eclectic scores.
  
• dac: Heretic leader of the demon-seed spawn of evil Yorkian Reformation.
• iron9567
• mr dave
• Barnard17
• Meph1986
• Grotesque Head
• LoathsomePete
• toretorden

If they be repentent to His Holyness he may consider the sparing of some of their lives.

Shrine of Greatness

BOWING IS REQUIRED

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Saint Dylan of Minnesota

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Saint Zappa of LSD

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Saint Wolf

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"As the Elders said, if a child washed his hands he could eat with kings" (Achebe 8).

They're different things? :p:

Does this church require applications?

All of God(s) children are welcome to join, no application needed.

Those who decide not to join will be executed.

Thom Yorke is one of your gods and you claim that I'm a non believer?

No offense but, FAIL.

C'MON DUDE!

It was a test of faith... and you passed. Welcome my son.

Yay! First member of the clergy!

Conan is a heretic. There is only one law...mod law!

Sure, I'll ditch Church of the Fonz for this.

where do i come in :(?

You've earned your first Church merritt badge!

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The Repentence Badge!