First Church of MusicBanter
MusicBanter has grown into more than just a website. It has become it's own independent nation, and soon the entire world shall know of our superiority. As such I am instituting MusicBanter's own religion.
The First Church of MusicBanter is a required observance. As the founder of the organization I hereby declare myself Pope Conan I, you are subject to my whims and wills. We worship four Gods here at the Church; The God of Eclecticism, The God of Pretention, The God of Fanboyism and of course, Thom Yorke. Attention! Faithful adherents wishing to further the work of the Lord(s) Become a Priest of the Clergy class and have complete control over other Church members! Member's with an a super eclectic score above 700 qualify and start immedietly the work of Pope Conan I. Clergy Class:
Repentent Sinners:
Latest Church News Holy Crusades for the purging of unwanted Infidels from our Holy Nation Pope Conan I hereby declared that non-observers of Church policies shall be hunted and brought to justice. Amoung the conspirator(s) already brought to justice:
Those still wanted by His Holyness The Pope include:
If they be repentent to His Holyness he may consider the sparing of some of their lives. Shrine of Greatness BOWING IS REQUIRED http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...n_Toronto1.jpg Saint Dylan of Minnesota http://i33.tinypic.com/1zxnwhk.jpg Saint Zappa of LSD http://dressingroom.files.wordpress....ickwolf300.jpg Saint Wolf http://www.teamkanestreet.com/read/w...yorke2_630.jpg "As the Elders said, if a child washed his hands he could eat with kings" (Achebe 8). |
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Does this church require applications? |
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Those who decide not to join will be executed. |
Thom Yorke is one of your gods and you claim that I'm a non believer?
No offense but, FAIL. C'MON DUDE! |
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Yay! First member of the clergy!
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Conan is a heretic. There is only one law...mod law!
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Sure, I'll ditch Church of the Fonz for this.
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where do i come in :(?
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http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...on%26faith.jpg The Repentence Badge! |
Can we has a Ten Commandments of Music Banter?
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Thats all well and good, although honestly the unholy infidel army sounds much more exciting. :D
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totally dingyed conan! :(
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whoopee!
also, where are the scores coming from :O? |
well i'm starting my own counter-religion: it's called infinitism. there's only one law, and that's that you can't talk about it. i'm the exception to that, since i'm the cardinal sinner. you're all part of it already, but you can choose to acknowledge that or not.
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THOM YORK is GOD!
[any badges for that?] |
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I don't go on for two days and I've been brought to justice by an internet church.
Sweet. EDIT: What is this heresy?! We must build a shrine to Saint Vincent! http://i33.tinypic.com/1zxnwhk.jpg |
I join this church. I worship the 4 gods equally..... except for Thom Yorke, for he is the king god! :bowdown:
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3 gods :eek:
CONAN, DAC, KAYLEIGH. i have no idea how i got this status, i qualify in some way. :D yay! |
I'm not a deity yet? fuck that I'm joining the dark side.
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Barely started and we already have heathen sinners fighting against us! That's the sign of a good church;)
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Last I checked my eclectic score was 780 =D
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**** your church. Knowing Dac he'll start wars in the name of Thom Yorke, but I know he just wants to rule with an iron fist over those that worship Animal Collective.
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ATTENTION
Message from His Holyness The Pope. MB member's Last.fm accounts are subject to random searches for the following content:
These things are considered harmful to the Church and a danger to your souls. Please report these things upon finding them. |
My super-eclectic is 668... that's more than Kayleigh and she get in. May I qualify as a clergy-man?
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whats this super eclectic? plus, grow a mane like mines and maybe someday story...
kidding :laughing: |
Where the **** are people getting this electic rating from?
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i know! im so confused.
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Your super-eclectic score is 738/1000!
anthony.liekens.net » Last.fm scripts » Take the super eclectic music test! awwww yeah :pimp: and to commemorate our crusade for MB |
702/1000?
Amicoolnow? |
What sins have I committed, my pope?
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I have none of those blasphemous things on my last.fm. Except no John Zorn.... don't exile me!
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703/1000 Bahahaha |
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