Monkey catches a frog. Forces it to blow him.

FETCHER. · 11-17-2009, 01:28 PM

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We get lots of them down south where I'm from. I love toads! Maybe not as much as that chimp, but I find them to be very likeable.

Hahahah!

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During summer when I travel back south, I sometimes like to drive around in the forests / mountains at night and/or very early morning to look for animals. Typically, there are hares, elk, deer and badgers but if there's been a rainstorm there are toads everywhere. On some of the roads, I have to drive zigzag superslow to avoid squashing them. Considering they can get very old in captivity, I hate the idea of killing one because of something as trivial as driving a car. Sometimes, if I see a particularly big one or one I can't reliably avoid, I get out of the car, pick it up and have a look at it. They're cute lil fatties

Theres lot's of frogs/toads where I stay. I take it to be that they're frogs though, they don't have warty skin. Theres a massive pond nearby, and the field round about is heaving with frogs/toads. I'm pretty scared of them though, 'cause how fast they move, (I know they're harmless) and I get freaked out.

But apart from that, the cool ones I'll never see like the purple rainforest ones are awesome. (But poisonous, so I doubt I'd touch them either)

pourmeanother · 11-17-2009, 01:33 PM

I really hope what they say about toads and warts is untrue, for that CHIMP's sake...

FETCHER. · 11-17-2009, 01:47 PM

That was my next question... Can.. Can you catch warts from toads?

Bane of your existence · 11-17-2009, 04:12 PM

Thread unraveled into a duo of dueling members, each competing to see who has less social skills.

Being a biologist doesn't mean you have to talk like a biologist.

My girl doesn't talk about law all day, or on the many occasions that we watch videos of monkeys fucking frogs.

Molecules · 11-17-2009, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Bane of your existence

Thread unraveled into a duo of dueling members, each competing to see who has less social skills.

Being a biologist doesn't mean you have to talk like a biologist.

My girl doesn't talk about law all day, or on the many occasions that we watch videos of monkeys fucking frogs.

weren't you sort of asking for it by starting a thread dedicated entirely to a puerile 30-second vid? this is the place to post crap videos and have people give responses for you to wank over

oh sorry, i meant DUDE THAT WAS fuCKIng SICK!11!

VEGANGELICA · 11-19-2009, 01:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Bane of your existence

Being a biologist doesn't mean you have to talk like a biologist.

My girl doesn't talk about law all day, or on the many occasions that we watch videos of monkeys fucking frogs.

Thread unraveled into a duo of dueling members, each competing to see who has less social skills.

What? You mean there is a whole genre of primate-amphibian pornography? Goodness. I had no idea.

Hmm, Bane...I think I must just be a little different than your lawyer friend, since if I were frequently watching videos about primate-frog fellatio and *especially* if I were a law student I most definitely would be trying to discuss with you the ethics and legal definitions of what we were observing.

For example, I might say, "Hey, Bane, do you think this primate is a moral agent? Is this actually 'sex' based on legal definitions, or is Bill Clinton right that oral sex is not actually sex sex? Is the chimp guilty of 'rape' or 'sexual assault' of the frog? My recollection is that among humans, forcing someone to perform oral-genital contact would be classified legally as sexual assault."

So you...you don't discuss any of that together during your movie marathons?

Well, MB shows me again and again that people have very different viewpoints on things, so our different reactions to your video and to Tore's and my toad talk are probably to be expected. For example, I felt Tore and I were quite skillfully interacting with each other to entertain, amuse, and inform...and definitely were not in competition. He always posts much better pictures than I do.

Oh, kayleigh! I almost forgot to answer your question: do not fear for yourself (or for the chimp)--toads do not spread warts:
Toads and Warts.

However, human oral sex can spread numerous diseases, including HIV, so protection (oral dam/condom) is recommended. The chimp in this video was *not* practicing safe sex. If it *was* sex.

FETCHER. · 11-19-2009, 05:30 AM

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Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA

Oh, kayleigh! I almost forgot to answer your question: do not fear for yourself (or for the chimp)--toads do not spread warts:
Toads and Warts.

However, human oral sex can spread numerous diseases, including HIV, so protection (oral dam/condom) is recommended. The chimp in this video was *not* practicing safe sex. If it *was* sex.

thats the best sex ed I ever had.

Bane of your existence · 11-19-2009, 05:55 AM

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Well, MB shows me again and again that people have very different viewpoints on things,

Right, like someone with a sense of humor would have realized a joke when they saw it.

FETCHER. · 11-19-2009, 06:00 AM

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Right, like someone with a sense of humor would have realized a joke when they saw it.

Seriously, just drop the sarcasm. I feel like your painting Erica black, when shes far from it. Shes lovely, and doesn't deserve the way your speakin to her. It isn't really my place to say though, so I'm leaving it at that. And I've nothing against you btw. I'm just telling you how your coming across...

Guybrush · 11-19-2009, 08:01 AM

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Right, like someone with a sense of humor would have realized a joke when they saw it.

Maybe approaching these kind of jokes with seriousness is another kind of humour - a kind you're not used to or which is over your head.

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