You're so boring, the coke-snorting whore insults are so overplayed. This is 2009 not 1999. Get some new material.

Well so far you've managed to make Vanilla seem witty. I know it may be difficult on this thread, but if you're having any problems thinking up any cutting put downs, just go back to any encounters with females you may have had.

You girl's already doing that for me

OH SNAP MOTHERFUCKER! :cool:

Yeah I know man. It's a pity the forum system has no way to discern the quality of posts, at least then we'd see a fair representation. You'd be at what, 2? Maybe I'm being generous ...

ToeAndno said it better 2 pages ago.

I will let you know when the quality control kicks in Barnard and reward you with half a star.

So your hypothesis is that my encounters with females would actually aid in me arising at quality cutting put downs. Therefore, you in fact believe that I, in the past, have always struck out with opposite sex. Hence you assume the prior statement, which you made based on seemingly salient observations to be, in fact, a tautological statement! Therefore, in retrospect, all things considered...


You sir! Are a festizio!

You'll have to excuse me, I tend to only appreciate posts from people that are able to string together at least ten words and skip over the rest. I only picked up on yours because it was directed at me, if it weren't for that it would've been automatically relegated it to "inferior intellect, ignore to prevent stupidity from spreading."

Swing and a miss.

If this website was a cock, you'd be the smegma.

An American experimental noise group formed in Pasadena, California in 1973 and currently based in Portland, Oregon? Pshh, ok dude.