The Fake Argument Thread
 

These boards are experiencing far too much love these days.
So here's a thread to address the natural balance of the MusicBanter world.

The Fake Argument Thread rules are;

1. The arguments must be genuinely fake.
2. Flaming is allowed.
3. No being nice.

pwn points awarded for flaming beyond the calll of duty.

Argue like bitches motherfuckers!

Fake Argument/Pwnage Leader Boards

1st: Alfred 5
2nd: Freebase Dali 5
3rd: Awwsugar 4
4th: Urban 4
5th: ToeAndno 4
6th: anticipation 3
7th: Dr.Seussicide 3
8th: Jackhammer 3
9th: Conan 3
10th: VAGINAJELLYHEAD 2
11th: Antonio 2
12th: Bernard 2
13th: boo boo 2
14th: FadedMyxomatosis 1

I can't believe you seriously feel there is too much love on the boards these days. Too much love?! Too much love?!?!?! That is seriously, seriously sick. Love makes the world go round! Love makes the whole world sing! Don't you people get TV over there? Haven't you watched GLEE!!?!

You know what? I can't stand being civil for one more moment given that MB has descended to making fake arguments due to the plethora of love abounding beautifully across the boards. This is the final straw. I am losing it right here! There. Did you hear that? That piercing shriek reverberating over the waves from the direction of Ireland was my primal scream at the horror of humanity! It's just like (just a moment, I must Google "flaming")...yes, as I was saying...it's just like you live halfway around the world and we are an ocean apart in our views!!! Complete opposites. Like homo sapiens (moi) vs. Neanderthal (not moi).

Well, maybe it's a good thing that our gas-guzzling automobiles over here in the U.S. are producing so much greenhouse gas that the polar ice caps may melt, stopping the sea currents that warm your shores, resulting in cooler temperatures, forcing glaciers to extend over that little island of lovelessness over there that you call home, crushing it under miles of ice.

Ha! Take that you...you...Brit! You think your cool British accent will save you from my disdainful derision? Your accent may have won me over in the past, but not this time, buddy-o. Think again! It will not. Nor will your use of "u" in humour. It's humOr, humOr, humOr!! Why must you use so many letters! Why can't you people be succinct like ME: humor. See? So EASY! Five letters instead of six. Me show--you follow. Capiche?!

Holy carrots....a thread created because there's "too much love." GAA!

Vegangelica......you talk too much.

Duh, Antonio--I'm not talking. I'm typing. You know. With a keyboard. If I were *talking* you would *hear* me. With those things on the side of your head that wise people call EARS.

I assume you have some.

But then again, considering your abyssssssmal musical taste, perhaps you DON'T.

YOU'RE saying MY music taste is bad? i can't even remember the last time you mentioned any of your music.

I just want to say, bring it. God rules.

Hey Vanilla. New Zealand sucks, it's like Australia's annoying little brat brother that never shuts up about how cooler it is even though it wets the bed at night.

NZ is like Australia without the cool stuff, like Kangaroos and Koala Bears.

HEY NEW ZEALAND, YOUR ACCCENTS DON'T FOOL ME. FUCK YOU!!!

This thread is stupid, fuck you all.

no u

God help the next whiner that walks in there.

Somebody call me?

black death to all metalheads!
mandatory suicide for all emo poofs!
stone the rockers!
smoke out the rastafarians!
gangsta style execution for all hip hoppin fools!
acid baths for ravers!
string up the classical music listening wankers!
and death by self-induced vomiting for anyone who cares for pop!


have i forgotten anyone? well, you also suck.

^ Failure. You suck. twat.

Nope. No one...again.

Samuel Adams hates you.

oh christ, you know how to turn a simple flame war into a fucking wall of text.

seriously, shut the fuck up.

you work hard on that one?

I don't think Sam playing along, he's being serious.

Then again, Sam is angry all the time, I think he's just bitter because he looks exactly like that guy from Lost who everyone thought was one of the plane crash survivors but was actually one of the others and then he kidnapped Claire and eventually got killed by Charlie and nobody gave a f*ck about him after that.

I smell cunt.

Don't worry. That's just your face.

I'd rather my face reek of women's body parts than of comic book ink and dirty NES cartridges.

:laughing:

Alfred draws first blood in this thread, as far im concerned.

Alfred deserves a triple word score for that one :laughing:

In fact just lock this thread up now. It's over with it.

We invented the language and you bastardised it...you lose!
Apart from the coma inducing first part of the post...not bad at all.
1 point awarded.

Uh, oh. Doesn't this somewhat contradict your opening post referencing my accent?
Yes, yes it does!
Award point retracted.

1 point. ^

Nicely done boo. It seems your fake arguments are superior to your real ones.
1 point.


Classic.
1 point.

Good comeback,
1 point.

World class pwnage...2 points.

It must be hard to talk with that fleshlight in your mouth.

puppies and rainbows

Who the hell are you to come in here and post something like that? Make a decent post elsewhere and then we'll have something to talk about you cunt.

eat my ass, champ. my contributions are awesome, and so am i!

You'd like that wouldn't you?

edited for accuracy

my argument is thus; you are all ****

lies do not become you.

instead, put a paper bag over your head so we don't have to look at your face, you ugly slag.

Nice of you to call us all stars, but this is an argument thread you dopey toilet misser.

who are you again? oh yeah, right, the guy who's wife i'm fucking.

20 pwnage points to Toeandno and anticipation... the stupid bastards.

Point ^

@ VAGINAJELLYHEAD

Lazy English is neither an improvement nor an excuse for misspelling the Queens English.

The 'crappy accounting system' is at moderators discretion.
This isn't America woman...THIS IS MUSICBANTER!!!

-1 point awarded.

The irony of a vegan calling someone a lime-sucker.