Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me. :)

No, but shoving a soap bar up your ass will.

Nah it won't, apparently he's like a wizards sleeve...according to Conan.

hmmmm, it seems that this has gone unnoticed, let me rephrase....*ahem*


Fuck England, you little sh*ts of an island. keep trying to assert yourselves as the superior race, British members, but let me ask you though. Whose corporations popluate most of the world's major cities? which is the bigger country, the one that could slam the back of your head to the edge of a table and skull-fuck you to death? who's the country that can basically do what they want without having to care about the bitching of other countries because we're just that badass? yeah, the States, muthafuckas. you could keep trying to assert yourself on days past where you could've actually mattered, but the truth is your past your prime and should just give up. your food sucks, a grave number of your women are UUUUGLY, and most if not all of your musical output these days would only rival the skid marks on a pig farmer's underwear. it's time to throw in the towel, you limey fucks.

You seem to have confused England and Britain as being the same thing. However, at least your attention went into a well written piece that contained no grammatical errors.

Interesting, it amazes me that somone as lacking as Conan could pull that off.

I don't think he caused the damage. He just spurted and heard an echo, that's how he knew.

thanks, to be honest i'm not to well versed on world affairs, so i was just talking out of my ass. :)

Well, best speak out of it whilst you wait for your dad to fill it.

Sounded pretty muffled, try pulling the plug out.