The Fake Argument Thread

[Terrible Lizard]

Originally Posted by right-track

God speaks.

[Dr_Rez]

Originally Posted by Terrible Lizard

God speaks.

Fuck off you pure squirty shit.

[Dr.Seussicide]

Originally Posted by right-track

Omg... Boo Boo?

[Scarlett O'Hara]

Originally Posted by right-track

[storymilo]

^3 points right there

[Akira]

Veganangelica, it's about time you came up with at least one decent response. For every crap post I'm going to kill a cow, with it's own calf and then burn the pair in front of the rest of the calves until you get it right.

[FETCHER.]

Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA

Ho-hum, ho-hum. You must not know many vegans, ToeJam, because a comment like this is usually the first thing that meat-eaters with guilty consciences say in a vain attempt to upset us. Please--write more. Post often. The more you threaten to take out your insecurities on helpless animals, the easier our job as vegangelicals is!

But if you're going to try to reveal the kind of sociopath you really are, then at least do a good job of it. That way the maximum number of meat-eaters will be repelled by remembering you when they look in the mirror. You should work on your little animalistic "Joan of Arc" fantasy, because your post is lacking drama. Don't you know that to make an effective, heart-wrenching description of gratuitous murder, you need to BURN THE COW AND CALF *FIRST*?!?!!! You don't kill them quickly and THEN burn them.

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but maybe your thoughtlessness and poor imagination skills are a sign that you're already experiencing the first symptoms of Mad Cow Disease. Stuffing dead cows into your mouth--if that's indeed what you do when you're not torching them--has its down sides. Enjoy drooling onto the floor of your nursing home for the rest of your life eating mashed beans.

Can you slag me next? Please?

[FETCHER.]

Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA

Luckily for you, kickmeigh, I can roughly translate Scottish gibberish and so I knew what you meant. In English, now:



Unluckily for you, I'm an animal lover. I don't kick bitches. Not even salivating, slobbering ones like you.

yasss. I asked her to.

Veg, give up you sap.

[Neapolitan]

Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA

Ho-hum, ho-hum. You must not know many vegans, ToeJam, because a comment like this is usually the first thing that meat-eaters with guilty consciences say in a vain attempt to upset us. Please--write more. Post often. The more you threaten to take out your insecurities on helpless animals, the easier our job as vegangelicals is!

But if you're going to try to reveal the kind of sociopath you really are, then at least do a good job of it. That way the maximum number of meat-eaters will be repelled by remembering you when they look in the mirror. You should work on your little animalistic "Joan of Arc" fantasy, because your post is lacking drama. Don't you know that to make an effective, heart-wrenching description of gratuitous murder, you need to BURN THE COW AND CALF *FIRST*?!?!!! You don't kill them quickly and THEN burn them.

I hate to be the one to tell you this, but maybe your thoughtlessness and poor imagination skills are a sign that you're already experiencing the first symptoms of Mad Cow Disease. Stuffing dead cows into your mouth--if that's indeed what you do when you're not torching them--has its down sides. Enjoy drooling onto the floor of your nursing home for the rest of your life eating mashed beans.

That is highly unlikely since Brussels banned mushy legumes in his country!

[VEGANGELICA]

Originally Posted by Neapolitan

That is highly unlikely since Brussels banned mushy legumes in his country!

Are you saying that Belgium banned mushy legumes, Neapolitan? This is odd, because according to my sources the only country in which any group attempted to ban mushy legumes (refried beans, for example) was *Mexico*, due to the efforts of the meat lobby there, which hoped to unseat the mighty legume from its position as the chief inexpensive and healthful dietary protein source.

Belgium, on the other hand, *did* have some problems last year when the Brussels Sprout lobby tried to mandate that school lunches provide Brussels sprouts 4 times per week. They were hoping to unseat green *string* beans (but not legumes) as the number one vegetable in the country.

Are you sure your source wasn't referring to mushy *string* beans rather than legumes? You are usually so on-the-mark with your information that I was surprised to see what appears to be an error on your part here.

--VEG