Someone needs to get lucifer sam in here, RIGHT NOW!

I know.
It would be twice as fun.

...is what I meant.

Points are being scored here.

You'd better have two pens, my friend.

Is your laptop up your ass with along with the plethora of midgets writing these fucking comments? Guess that's why you keep coming up short. At least... that's what the chicks have been saying. But hey don't believe me, cuz that's what she said

I smell a bluff.

Oh clever... integrate someone else's jokes with your own horrible excuse of a witty reply in order to make yourself seem adequate. Nice. Let me chalk that up to a minus one on your part.

Are you honestly going to keep replying deftly to my remarks until you get the upper hand? Let me tell you something, son... it's not going to happen until I log off and you're left with fighting someone who isn't even here.

Just save yourself the trouble while you're still just an ordinary douche bag.

Ain't gonna work podna... I like you too much to ruin your day.

This isn't even worth a reply really. I'm just being polite. And I've grown quite famished. Just pass the hot sauce, I'm off to communion, you witty fool.

Ahhhh and there's the relent!
Thanks for being a champ about it mang.
It was enjoyable.

:)