The Fake Argument Thread

[anticipation]

dear vegan girl:

[lucifer_sam]

am i the only person who's starting to think veganjellyhead is just a liberal version of WendyCal?

[FadedMyxomatosis]

I fucking hate liberals.

[Terrible Lizard]

Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA

Dear eats-anyone-with-ketchup-and-anticipation,

Meh...I've seen that picture already on MB, but I'll raise you one by presenting the following, which The Unfan (R.I.P) sent me, heh heh, back in the good ol' days. Look at the cute poodle! The platypus is a fine touch, too. Perhaps for the three animals you eat, for variety's sake, you could try some tasty box jellyfish, king cobra, and marbled cone snail. I wouldn't advise it, though. Unfortunately, my warnings may prove useless, since I know it is hard for meateaters to stop themselves once their salivary glands get going due to the whiff of flesh, which appears to act as a switch that turns off all their rational thought (if there ever was any going on in them to begin with).

Probably not bad with a little jerk and heinz 57.