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Old 12-04-2009, 12:28 AM   #1 (permalink)
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These boards are experiencing far too much love these days.
So here's a thread to address the natural balance of the MusicBanter world.

The Fake Argument Thread rules are;

1. The arguments must be genuinely fake.
2. Flaming is allowed.
3. No being nice.

pwn points awarded for flaming beyond the calll of duty.

Argue like bitches motherfuckers!
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Old 12-04-2009, 12:29 AM   #2 (permalink)
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Fake Argument/Pwnage Leader Boards

1st: Alfred 5
2nd: Freebase Dali 5
3rd: Awwsugar 4
4th: Urban 4
5th: ToeAndno 4
6th: anticipation 3
7th: Dr.Seussicide 3
8th: Jackhammer 3
9th: Conan 3
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11th: Antonio 2
12th: Bernard 2
13th: boo boo 2
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Old 12-04-2009, 12:59 AM   #3 (permalink)
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These boards are experiencing far too much love these days.
So here's a thread to address the natural balance of the MusicBanter world.

The Fake Argument Thread rules are;

1. The arguments must be genuinely fake.
2. Flaming is allowed.
3. No being nice.

pwn points awarded for flaming beyond the calll of duty.

Argue like bitches motherfuckers!
I can't believe you seriously feel there is too much love on the boards these days. Too much love?! Too much love?!?!?! That is seriously, seriously sick. Love makes the world go round! Love makes the whole world sing! Don't you people get TV over there? Haven't you watched GLEE!!?!

You know what? I can't stand being civil for one more moment given that MB has descended to making fake arguments due to the plethora of love abounding beautifully across the boards. This is the final straw. I am losing it right here! There. Did you hear that? That piercing shriek reverberating over the waves from the direction of Ireland was my primal scream at the horror of humanity! It's just like (just a moment, I must Google "flaming")...yes, as I was saying...it's just like you live halfway around the world and we are an ocean apart in our views!!! Complete opposites. Like homo sapiens (moi) vs. Neanderthal (not moi).

Well, maybe it's a good thing that our gas-guzzling automobiles over here in the U.S. are producing so much greenhouse gas that the polar ice caps may melt, stopping the sea currents that warm your shores, resulting in cooler temperatures, forcing glaciers to extend over that little island of lovelessness over there that you call home, crushing it under miles of ice.

Ha! Take that you...you...Brit! You think your cool British accent will save you from my disdainful derision? Your accent may have won me over in the past, but not this time, buddy-o. Think again! It will not. Nor will your use of "u" in humour. It's humOr, humOr, humOr!! Why must you use so many letters! Why can't you people be succinct like ME: humor. See? So EASY! Five letters instead of six. Me show--you follow. Capiche?!

Holy carrots....a thread created because there's "too much love." GAA!
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Old 12-04-2009, 01:03 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Vegangelica......you talk too much.
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isn't this one of the main reasons for this entire site?

what's next? a thread made specifically to banter about music?
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Old 12-04-2009, 01:08 AM   #5 (permalink)
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Vegangelica......you talk too much.
Duh, Antonio--I'm not talking. I'm typing. You know. With a keyboard. If I were *talking* you would *hear* me. With those things on the side of your head that wise people call EARS.

I assume you have some.

But then again, considering your abyssssssmal musical taste, perhaps you DON'T.
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If a chicken was smart enough to be able to speak English and run in a geometric pattern, then I think it should be smart enough to dial 911 (999) before getting the axe, and scream to the operator, "Something must be done! Something must be done!"
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YOU'RE saying MY music taste is bad? i can't even remember the last time you mentioned any of your music.
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isn't this one of the main reasons for this entire site?

what's next? a thread made specifically to banter about music?
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Old 12-04-2009, 02:47 AM   #7 (permalink)
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I just want to say, bring it. God rules.
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Old 12-04-2009, 03:11 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Hey Vanilla. New Zealand sucks, it's like Australia's annoying little brat brother that never shuts up about how cooler it is even though it wets the bed at night.

NZ is like Australia without the cool stuff, like Kangaroos and Koala Bears.

HEY NEW ZEALAND, YOUR ACCCENTS DON'T FOOL ME. FUCK YOU!!!
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This thread is stupid, fuck you all.
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Old 12-04-2009, 04:12 AM   #10 (permalink)
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isn't this one of the main reasons for this entire site?

what's next? a thread made specifically to banter about music?
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