The Fake Argument Thread

[TheBig3]

God help the next whiner that walks in there.

[SATCHMO]

Somebody call me?

[noise]

black death to all metalheads!
mandatory suicide for all emo poofs!
stone the rockers!
smoke out the rastafarians!
gangsta style execution for all hip hoppin fools!
acid baths for ravers!
string up the classical music listening wankers!
and death by self-induced vomiting for anyone who cares for pop!


have i forgotten anyone? well, you also suck.

[IYT]

^ Failure. You suck. twat.

[TheBig3]

Originally Posted by SATCHMO

Somebody call me?

Nope. No one...again.

[IYT]

Samuel Adams hates you.

[lucifer_sam]

Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA

I can't believe you seriously feel there is too much love on the boards these days. Too much love?! Too much love?!?!?! That is seriously, seriously sick. Love makes the world go round! Love makes the whole world sing! Don't you people get TV over there? Haven't you watched GLEE!!?!

You know what? I can't stand being civil for one more moment given that MB has descended to making fake arguments due to the plethora of love abounding beautifully across the boards. This is the final straw. I am losing it right here! There. Did you hear that? That piercing shriek reverberating over the waves from the direction of Ireland was my primal scream at the horror of humanity! It's just like (just a moment, I must Google "flaming")...yes, as I was saying...it's just like you live halfway around the world and we are an ocean apart in our views!!! Complete opposites. Like homo sapiens (moi) vs. Neanderthal (not moi).

Well, maybe it's a good thing that our gas-guzzling automobiles over here in the U.S. are producing so much greenhouse gas that the polar ice caps may melt, stopping the sea currents that warm your shores, resulting in cooler temperatures, forcing glaciers to extend over that little island of lovelessness over there that you call home, crushing it under miles of ice.

Ha! Take that you...you...Brit! You think your cool British accent will save you from my disdainful derision? Your accent may have won me over in the past, but not this time, buddy-o. Think again! It will not. Nor will your use of "u" in humour. It's humOr, humOr, humOr!! Why must you use so many letters! Why can't you people be succinct like ME: humor. See? So EASY! Five letters instead of six. Me show--you follow. Capiche?!

Holy carrots....a thread created because there's "too much love." GAA!

oh christ, you know how to turn a simple flame war into a fucking wall of text.

seriously, shut the fuck up.

[TheBig3]

Originally Posted by IYT

Samuel Adams hates you.

you work hard on that one?

[boo boo]

I don't think Sam playing along, he's being serious.

Then again, Sam is angry all the time, I think he's just bitter because he looks exactly like that guy from Lost who everyone thought was one of the plane crash survivors but was actually one of the others and then he kidnapped Claire and eventually got killed by Charlie and nobody gave a f*ck about him after that.

[Alfred]

Originally Posted by lucifer_sam

oh christ, you know how to turn a simple flame war into a fucking wall of text.

seriously, shut the fuck up.

I smell cunt.