The Fake Argument Thread

[Terrible Lizard]

Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA

What's pitiful, FuckSho, is that you spend so much time on the Internet expressing almost nothing at all. With the short length of your posts, you can't even claim to be a silent but violent fart...you're just a little unpleasant smell the breeze will blow away. And since your own wind is the ONLY thing that's gonna blow you, you better get used to a lonely life of self-abuse.

Incidentally, this probably explains why your posts are so pathetically short (like other parts of your body): typing one-handed while the other desperately tries to rub one out must make it awfully difficult for you to string together more than a few words before your attention wanders, leaving the pleasures of the body and of cogent thought forever beyond your reach.

It must be hard for you...being perpetually so soft in the head.

Your not in a position to criticize darling, Fasho is not queefing his bullshit opinion in every post, nor does he begin every fucking post with "Dear," like he's writing a complaint to the manager of a local superstore, bitching about not being able to bring his cow in by a rope so he can get anally rimmed in the dressing room.

Worst Argumentalist, pah! The day I give a shit about your opinion, or the fact that you stick your gnarled fingers in your sahara-dried cunt every night to photocopies of my old avatar, is the day I put a gun to my head and pull the fucking trigger.

Please promptly get bent, filled, beaten, brutalized, and dumped into a barren gnoll. I'm sure your half-headed farm animals could oblige.

Sincerely,

Motherfucking Terrible Lizard.

[FaSho]

Originally Posted by Terrible Lizard

Your not in a position to criticize darling, Fasho is not queefing his bullshit opinion in every post, nor does he begin every fucking post with "Dear," like he's writing a complaint to the manager of a local superstore, bitching about not being able to bring his cow in by a rope so he can get anally rimmed in the dressing room.

Worst Argumentalist, pah! The day I give a shit about your opinion, or the fact that you stick your gnarled fingers in your sahara-dried cunt every night to photocopies of my old avatar, is the day I put a gun to my head and pull the fucking trigger.

Please promptly get bent, filled, beaten, brutalized, and dumped into a barren gnoll. I'm sure your half-headed farm animals could oblige.

Sincerely,

Motherfucking Terrible Lizard.

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[FadedMyxomatosis]

Originally Posted by FaSho

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Way to fail with HTML.


It would be [/thread]

Asshole.

[Barnard17]

Originally Posted by FadedMyxomatosis

Way to fail with HTML.


It would be [/thread]

Asshole.

Failed fail rebuke. Bulletin board coding is generally what uses squared brackets, HTML would read </thread>.

Your put downs would be a whole lot more effective if you had any clue in the foggiest regarding what you were talking about instead of merrily bumping about in Walter Mitty land.

[Neapolitan]

Originally Posted by Barnard17

Failed fail rebuke. Bulletin board coding is generally what uses squared brackets, HTML would read </thread>.

Your put downs would be a whole lot more effective if you had any clue in the foggiest regarding what you were talking about instead of merrily bumping about in Walter Mitty land.

I usually see the idiom as "I don't have the foggiest clue " but since you are the "King of the Idioms" I guess you're usage of the second person is a correct usage!?
But still it not sound so good. It should've read as such:
"...if you had the foggiest clue regarding..." or maybe "...the slightest clue regarding..."
the way it was writen was as if it was the epitome of a "foggy regarding?"

EDIT NB I'm still on your side, fight on ol' chap against these unwarranted newbies!

[VEGANGELICA]

Originally Posted by Terrible Lizard

Your not in a position to criticize darling, Fasho is not queefing his bullshit opinion in every post, nor does he begin every fucking post with "Dear," like he's writing a complaint to the manager of a local superstore, bitching about not being able to bring his cow in by a rope so he can get anally rimmed in the dressing room.

Worst Argumentalist, pah! The day I give a shit about your opinion, or the fact that you stick your gnarled fingers in your sahara-dried cunt every night to photocopies of my old avatar, is the day I put a gun to my head and pull the fucking trigger..

Sincerely,

Motherfucking Terrible Lizard.

Dear Terrible Lizard,

I'm sorry...did you write something? I'm afraid, as usual, your avatars are oh so much more interesting than your words. Still, I apologize that my reply is so late, because after reading your overly hostile outburst I finally realized what's going on with you. Lizzie, Lizzie, Lizzie...it's so obvious now. You're jealous that I liked your Terrible Lizard avatar and not you!! There, there. Your secret is out.

I should have realized you were going to have a hard time accepting your rejection after you posted that photo of a French man offering me a drink, only to learn later that the "cute Terrible Lizard" I liked was NOT you, the pimply prepubescent, but rather your avatar. And now, in a fit of jealous rage, you killed off the little fluffy lizard and replaced it with a sexual scene to assuage your enraged hormones!

The saddest part is when you sent me a photo of your "pee pee," as you called it, to show that you had tried to tattoo yourself with the word "VEGANGELICA." You were only able to fit on the first four letters. Of course, as the photo showed, all you could read is "VEG"...until the last centimeter pops out, that is.

Please, please, please stay away from guns.

Sincerely,

VEG

[Terrible Lizard]

Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA

Dear Terrible Lizard,

I'm sorry...did you write something? I'm afraid, as usual, your avatars are oh so much more interesting than your words. Still, I apologize that my reply is so late, because after reading your overly hostile outburst I finally realized what's going on with you. Lizzie, Lizzie, Lizzie...it's so obvious now. You're jealous that I liked your Terrible Lizard avatar and not you!! There, there. Your secret is out.

I should have realized you were going to have a hard time accepting your rejection after you posted that photo of a French man offering me a drink, only to learn later that the "cute Terrible Lizard" I liked was NOT you, the pimply prepubescent, but rather your avatar. And now, in a fit of jealous rage, you killed off the little fluffy lizard and replaced it with a sexual scene to assuage your enraged hormones!

The saddest part is when you sent me a photo of your "pee pee," as you called it, to show that you had tried to tattoo yourself with the word "VEGANGELICA." You were only able to fit on the first four letters. Of course, as the photo showed, all you could read is "VEG"...until the last centimeter pops out, that is.

Please, please, please stay away from guns.

Sincerely,

VEG

Pimply prepubescent? Ah I knew I recognized your shriveled visage from somewhere. Poor lad, plenty of milk-sacks he could've stuck his green-bean into and not been harrassed by lawyers, his parents, and classmates curious on why he wanted to fuck a goat in glasses. Maybe it was something in his V8?

Well at least your mugshot is slightly better than the horrid pictures on your profile page. But you can't be completely blamed, Billy Jack choosing prison over staying with you must have been harsh.

Sincerely,

A very considerate reptile

P.S.
So are you denying that you masturbate to photocopies of my old avatar or what? Be sure to mention it to your psychologist.

[Terrible Lizard]

Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA

Lizzie,

I can still see our age difference and his rejection of my dried, crusted genatalia. My fantasy of a threesome with him, a duck and a nutella container still remained unfulfilled. I can only anally penetrate myself with a dildo I made from soybean stalks to reach minimum satisfaction. Prison hasn't been very kind, even the lesbian gangs cringe in my presence. They wouldn't even slap my wrinkled ass in the shower after I told them about my pig.

I readily admit I adore my pig, with its cute little pot belly, cute little nose, and cute little snarl. Just looking at it gives me orgasms...I don't need to do a thing with my gnarled fingers. But I most definitely don't deny using photocopies either.

I had him every night.

Ha ha. Yeah, I still wish my shrunken digits were probling all his holes, but that ain't gonna happen. So i'll just have to masturbate to your new avatar and hopefully sob hard enough at my lawyer to help knock some time off.

I just hope his parents haven't arranged to have me shanked in the lunchroom.

Sincerely,

--VEG

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[Neapolitan]

Originally Posted by kayleigh.

So is your patter, clearly.

for secong I thought you said "So is your pattern, clearly." as if he/she unwittingly admitted as being part of the pattern he/she so disdainfully and maliciously point out; and it made me lol, but the original is just as humourous-ish.

[Terrible Lizard]

Originally Posted by VEGANGELICA

Dear Terribly Delusional Lizard,

Despite living in a make-believe world, you amazingly got one thing right in your revision of the truth, although only in this sentence: "My fantasy of a threesome with him, a duck and a nutella container still remained unfulfilled."

You are correct, Lizzie Lizard, that my fantasy of eating Nutella again, after many years of abstention, remains unfulfilled because the delicious, seductive stuff is not vegan. Apparently, though, you have never eaten Nutella during your oh-so-short life, since if you *had* then you would realize no small middle school boy could *ever* inspire lust in someone who has tasted the pleasures of Nutella.



Oh, good, I'm glad to know that you have been.