Slow coach.

What a waste of a post that was! He could have done something constructive, like writing about Linkin Park.

Is that an invitation for me to be a post whore?

Quantity > Quality.

Every day buddy!

That certainly explains Howard's high post count.

Actually, this does:

^Yeah, I don't really know my less than/greater than signs very well. All I learned in school was the silly alligator rule, but that doesn't help much. What kind of alligator eats numbers anyway? Makes no sense.

9,000 yet?

300 babyyyy

I might be mistaken, but this should be my 200th post and apparently that is significant.

E: Oh look, it still says 199. Whatever. 199th post, woohoo!

try again loser

For some reason this forum made it so your post count doesn't go up when you're in the "general discussion" boards. I would probably have closer to 600 or so if these posts did indeed count.

I am highly offended by your manner of speech and therefor I claim 500$-ish because you have done permanent mental damage to my mind and stuff. Pay or pay for your insolence.

Fixed. And yes it is.

I know of one that ate a clock! Does that qualify?
https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/im...-Sru6jwbTUu2sw

Just hit 5,000 posts without even realizing it. Celebrating it now by doing a journal finally.

ALRIGHT! 6,409 posts!

Alright, I have to know.

Well over a year ago, you mentioned your "real" post count being much higher than it appeared, presumably including all of the Lounge posts. When I was first modded I spent a bit of time trying to figure out how the **** you knew.

So are you effing with us, or is there a way to know it? :laughing:

First you have to log out, then log in while holding down CTRL+ALT+Page-Down, then when you're logged in, while still holding that key combination, search for your own username, with a + sign at the end of it. The 65th post will have a white box on the lower left corner indicating your true post count.

That should answer at least one of your questions. :D

How does one ever figure this out?

800 posts. Hurray and stuff.

By being a dork I imagine. ;)

Yup im right at a 1,000. Still a long way to go to catch Howard The Duck, especially considering the time frame in which he accomplished his feat of 156,498,621.000 posts in just a year or two.

I'm looking forward to reaching 5k.

I'm at 253 posts! C E L E B R A T

What the?

WAT. How many actual music posts do you think I have?

I can see 4247....

So.. I have posted 4,247 posts about music then, according to your estimates?
Man, I'm doing way better than I thought!
And here I thought most of my posts were done in the lounge...

You have to count the current events forum....














































Please don't hurt me...

One of these days, I will go on a Posting Rampage... I've just got to somehow manage to find time to do so.

I've reached 1000 and I have no idea how. I didn't even notice.

The current events forum is in the Lounge. Neither of them have a post count. I'm confused...

Posts are counted in the Current Events, etc. forum, though. Also in Media and Sports.

89 Posts, beyotch :pimp:

Almost at 600 posts. I haven't had so many posts on a forum website since my account for Bloody-disgusting was shut down.

Really? This is news to me.
I thought posts were only counted in the music and instrument sections. Weird.

That's what I thought too for a couple of years, and then I noticed my post count would go up by one if I also posted in one of those threads. Same with the Suggestions and Feedback forum. So far the only forums where posts don't count seem to be the Lounge, Games etc., and Introductions.

Ah-hoy-hoy! You are cordially invited to my 3000th post party, to take place in the sumptuous grounds of my eighteenth century mansion in the beautiful rolling hills of Wicklow. Well, that's where I'll be, at any rate: attendees are required to come no closer than 2000 yards; there are some fields around that area. You may have to share with cows and sheep, but I'm sure they won't mind. Excellent!

You should be aware there will be NO food, NO drink and definitely no party games. In fact, there will categorically be no entertainment whatsoever. Cease that infernal tootling at once! Attendance is mandatory; no excuses will be accepted. Anyone failing to turn up will be fired on Monday. Out of a cannon. Presents are required to cost no less than one thousand dollars: anyone turning up with anything cheaper than this will have his or her present thrown into the alligator pit, quite probably followed by themselves.

Party begins at 8pm sharp --- which is to say, I'll be going around jabbing you all with a sharp stick --- and finishes at 11:30 precisely! Be warned, the hounds will be released at 11:31, so if you're one of the unlucky ones who fail to leave the grounds by that time, well then I just hope you're wearing a good pair of running shoes!

So then, see you all on Saturday for a real night of fun and frolics!
Disclaimer: there will be no fun at Trollheart's party. Neither will there be frolics.

Troll, nobody cares. They care more about this post...which is my 400th and better than your 3000th because lower scores are better because we're playing golf right now. At least I am.

Dude you still have 399.