Cut & paste has failed me.

Your mom failed you.

She should've aborted him.

I just Aborted you.

You seem to be getting the hang of it.

She did. I came out bloody, undeveloped, and punched the Planned Parenthood doctor in the chin.

Can't wait until I get to 1000. This totally isn't a post just to get closer to said number.

You're right.

Cause posts in the Lounge don't count toward your post count.

:d

I did it, i got 1000! I only use this forum to get a high post count.

Oh, I hit 6000.

I'd have to slow down time to ever beat your postcount.

Bare in mind, I've been here for 6 years on this account.

Five years, bitches.

Guy fieri.

I'm not following.
http://i.imgur.com/tS47db0.jpg

Big 2k

Wrong bear, smartass.

Also, congrats qwert.

453 posts. Hell yeah.

453 irrelevant **** posts.

12,703 posts

And I have 2,000 posts. Thanks to Qwertyy for pointing this out.

Jesus Christ I have no life.

12,792 posts.

At least you're not Batty.

Aren't you supposed to be jerking off?

I jerk off to posts in MB. How else do you jerk off?

Yeah I think think I average about 4,000 posts a year. Soon will be one of only two people I know with 20,000 posts, the other being Janszoon.

And only one persons post is worth reading.

:laughing:

Not yours.

What-- a Petty Insult Party and nobody invites Chelsea?! Pffffffffft.

No dogs allowed.

Your cat just shot to the top of my CPS priority list.

You'll have to fight your way through my evil grip before you lay one hand on him.

Your laughably "evil" grip is no match for my masterkinetic teleportative gammarazor projectile force fields!!!!

****. Forgot about that.

I thought it only fair to remind you. I hope it didn't come out too harshly; I should really work on my tact.

masterkinetic teleportative gammarazor projectile force fields!!!! just rolls right off the tongue.

I knew you'd understand :)