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Old 02-01-2010, 11:19 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 02-01-2010, 01:29 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 02-01-2010, 01:32 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Old 02-01-2010, 04:12 PM   #14 (permalink)
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Old 02-01-2010, 04:25 PM   #15 (permalink)
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Old 02-01-2010, 04:41 PM   #19 (permalink)
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On my lunch break I went to the lake and sat on the bench jerking off at all the hot chicks jogging by. Then I wanted a mocha type drink but I didn't have my wallet so I went to the chocolati place and ordered a drink and when she told me the total I punched her in the face.
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On my lunch break I went to the lake and sat on the bench jerking off at all the hot chicks jogging by. Then I wanted a mocha type drink but I didn't have my wallet so I went to the chocolati place and ordered a drink and when she told me the total I punched her in the face.
Reading that punching the face part made me kinda horny.

Speaking of horny, I went to the shrink today and we had a long talk about childhood memories and so on. On that couch, I remembered that my first ever sexual fantasy involved Krang from the Ninja Turtles, you know - that pink brain in that robot suit. The shrink says it explains a desire for knowledge, which for me is not a mental pursuit at all, just a pure physical lust-driven thing - boners and all.

It's pretty weird, but that's what she told me.

Also, I saw a Billy Corgan lookalike reality show on MTV today and I'm sure the winning contestant was Jackhammer.
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