Your Day - The Complete and Utter BS Version

sidewinder · 02-01-2010, 06:24 PM

I need a shrink. I want a hot shrink, is that bad? I have a feeling that wouldn't really help me much.

Dieselboy · 02-01-2010, 06:33 PM

So far it's been about 50/50 between converting lesbians and cleaning out my PM inbox of all the messages people send gushing over how great my journal is, and how amazing and insightful all my posts are. Man it just doesn't stop...I keep telling you guys to just post my praise in the actual threads. :|

Alfred · 02-01-2010, 06:36 PM

I woke up and ate some French toast, did my French exam and went back to bed. Then I woke up to come on MB and tell you about it.

FETCHER. · 02-01-2010, 06:38 PM

Hungry alfred?

Alfred · 02-01-2010, 06:51 PM

Yes.

duga · 02-01-2010, 08:33 PM

my friend smoked me out but little did i know it was laced with pcp. when i came down, i was somehow in california and had 2 trash bags full of weed with a note that said..."thanks for taking this off my hands...maria was getting suspicious - arnie"

~~James~~ · 02-02-2010, 11:31 AM

Won six bananas and a beanbag in an international birdwatching competition.

sidewinder · 02-03-2010, 12:55 PM

It's f-ing gorgeous and 75 degrees today so I'm gonna skip work even though I have a buttload to do, and just go lay out by the lake with my shirt off.

Antonio · 02-03-2010, 01:36 PM

today i flew up to heaven and punched God in the face for watching me and my Icelandic supermodel wife having ravenous tantric sex on top of Mt. Kilamanjaro with some curious penguins. interracial/beastiality orgies are always fun.

Rickenbacker · 02-03-2010, 01:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio

interracial/beastiality orgies are always fun.

I thought this was supposed to be complete BS.

02-01-2010, 06:24 PM	#21 (permalink)
sidewinder Engorged Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 5,536	I need a shrink. I want a hot shrink, is that bad? I have a feeling that wouldn't really help me much. __________________ last.fm \| my collection on RYM \| vinyl instagram @allthatyouseeandhear I'd love to see your signature/links too, but the huge and obnoxious ones have caused me to block all signatures.

02-01-2010, 06:36 PM	#23 (permalink)
Alfred one big soul Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 5,096	I woke up and ate some French toast, did my French exam and went back to bed. Then I woke up to come on MB and tell you about it. __________________ LAST.FM / VINYL COLLECTION / RYM

02-01-2010, 06:51 PM	#25 (permalink)
Alfred one big soul Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 5,096	Yes. __________________ LAST.FM / VINYL COLLECTION / RYM

02-01-2010, 08:33 PM	#26 (permalink)
duga MB quadrant's JM Vincent Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 3,762	my friend smoked me out but little did i know it was laced with pcp. when i came down, i was somehow in california and had 2 trash bags full of weed with a note that said..."thanks for taking this off my hands...maria was getting suspicious - arnie" __________________ Confusion will be my epitaph...

02-03-2010, 12:55 PM	#28 (permalink)
sidewinder Engorged Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 5,536	It's f-ing gorgeous and 75 degrees today so I'm gonna skip work even though I have a buttload to do, and just go lay out by the lake with my shirt off. __________________ last.fm \| my collection on RYM \| vinyl instagram @allthatyouseeandhear I'd love to see your signature/links too, but the huge and obnoxious ones have caused me to block all signatures.

02-01-2010, 06:33 PM	#22 (permalink)
Dieselboy Music Addict Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 608	So far it's been about 50/50 between converting lesbians and cleaning out my PM inbox of all the messages people send gushing over how great my journal is, and how amazing and insightful all my posts are. Man it just doesn't stop...I keep telling you guys to just post my praise in the actual threads. :\|

02-02-2010, 11:31 AM	#27 (permalink)
~~James~~ Account Disabled Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Scotland Posts: 4,483	Won six bananas and a beanbag in an international birdwatching competition.