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Guybrush · 02-08-2010, 06:01 AM

In the weekends when I'm bored, I go out and beat up whores

Zer0 · 02-08-2010, 10:07 AM

I just walked all the way to Mordor to destroy a ring. I need a pint after all of that, phew.

Astronomer · 02-09-2010, 10:27 PM

What are you talking about, one does not simply walk into Mordor.

Guybrush · 02-10-2010, 05:03 AM

I discovered one of the rats had cancer yesterday, a lump on his stomach. We took him to the vet and luckily, it was just a lump and they cut it out. However, I've always been curious about what the rats would taste like if we were to eat them. When noone was looking, I pocketed the cancer lump and we tried it out fried in butter with a little seasoning when we got back to our apartment.

It was pretty good, actually, almost like duck - a bit fatty, but very nice and juicy. Now my mouth waters whenever I look at the little buggers!

Urban Hat€monger ? · 02-10-2010, 05:37 AM

Today I made a hat & matching belt out of my own toenail clippings

**Janszoon** · 02-10-2010, 06:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Lateralus

What are you talking about, one does not simply walk into Mordor.

Good point. Not with ten thousand men could you do this. It is folly.

VEGANGELICA · 02-11-2010, 04:49 PM

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Originally Posted by tore

I discovered one of the rats had cancer yesterday, a lump on his stomach. We took him to the vet and luckily, it was just a lump and they cut it out. However, I've always been curious about what the rats would taste like if we were to eat them. When noone was looking, I pocketed the cancer lump and we tried it out fried in butter with a little seasoning when we got back to our apartment.

It was pretty good, actually, almost like duck - a bit fatty, but very nice and juicy. Now my mouth waters whenever I look at the little buggers!

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Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

Today I made a hat & matching belt out of my own toenail clippings

These are disturbing and intriguing on so many levels.

Today when I logged into Facebook, I found out that a high school friend who always wanted to be a mortician...and actually became one...just lost her job: turns out she was embalming squirrels and stuffing them in the clothing of the cadavers before open casket visitations.

P.S. Urban...I TOLD you not to say anything about the turnip! If you're going to blab out everything, then that's the LAST time we use root vegetables, no matter how much you like them.

Phobophile · 02-11-2010, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Lateralus

What are you talking about, one does not simply walk into Mordor.

Thrice · 03-09-2010, 10:21 PM

Today, I found out my cousin traded my guitar for collateral for OC. I had him take me to the house, hopped the fence and knocked on the door, some old man answered and told me I was at the wrong house. He proceeded to give me the correct address of the guy I was looking for. Showed up at the guys house. After the obvious fact that he wasn't going to give up the guitar for free, plan B went into effect. I went out to the car and grabbed a coin collection of mine I had, knowing his interest in random collectibles. We quickly settled at $100 and the guitar/amp/pedal board/cables etc... Once the safe was opened we quickly went into action mode and got the two men on the ground with a few punches, emptied the safe and recovered all of my guitar gear. Made out nice.MLIA

Zer0 · 05-12-2011, 04:05 AM

I spent 3 hours straight this morning watching nyan cat.

02-08-2010, 06:01 AM	#41 (permalink)
Guybrush Juicious Maximus III Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Scabb Island Posts: 6,525	In the weekends when I'm bored, I go out and beat up whores __________________ Something Completely Different

02-08-2010, 10:07 AM	#42 (permalink)
Zer0 ∞ Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Ireland Posts: 3,792	I just walked all the way to Mordor to destroy a ring. I need a pint after all of that, phew. __________________ Last FM \| RYM \| The Final Sound

02-09-2010, 10:27 PM	#43 (permalink)
Astronomer we are stardust Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 2,894	What are you talking about, one does not simply walk into Mordor. __________________

02-10-2010, 05:03 AM	#44 (permalink)
Guybrush Juicious Maximus III Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Scabb Island Posts: 6,525	I discovered one of the rats had cancer yesterday, a lump on his stomach. We took him to the vet and luckily, it was just a lump and they cut it out. However, I've always been curious about what the rats would taste like if we were to eat them. When noone was looking, I pocketed the cancer lump and we tried it out fried in butter with a little seasoning when we got back to our apartment. It was pretty good, actually, almost like duck - a bit fatty, but very nice and juicy. Now my mouth waters whenever I look at the little buggers! __________________ Something Completely Different

02-10-2010, 05:37 AM	#45 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	Today I made a hat & matching belt out of my own toenail clippings __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.

03-09-2010, 10:21 PM	#49 (permalink)
Thrice أمهاتك[وهور]Aura Euphoria Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Florida/Buffalo/CT Posts: 2,077	Today, I found out my cousin traded my guitar for collateral for OC. I had him take me to the house, hopped the fence and knocked on the door, some old man answered and told me I was at the wrong house. He proceeded to give me the correct address of the guy I was looking for. Showed up at the guys house. After the obvious fact that he wasn't going to give up the guitar for free, plan B went into effect. I went out to the car and grabbed a coin collection of mine I had, knowing his interest in random collectibles. We quickly settled at $100 and the guitar/amp/pedal board/cables etc... Once the safe was opened we quickly went into action mode and got the two men on the ground with a few punches, emptied the safe and recovered all of my guitar gear. Made out nice.MLIA __________________ Lew Harrison, who looked like an anarchist with his red eyes and fierce black beard, had been writing furiously in one corner of the room. "That's good—happiness by the kilowatt," he said. "Buy your happiness the way you buy light."

05-12-2011, 04:05 AM	#50 (permalink)
Zer0 ∞ Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Ireland Posts: 3,792	I spent 3 hours straight this morning watching nyan cat. __________________ Last FM \| RYM \| The Final Sound