Your Day - The Complete and Utter BS Version

Thrice · 03-09-2010, 10:21 PM

Today, I found out my cousin traded my guitar for collateral for OC. I had him take me to the house, hopped the fence and knocked on the door, some old man answered and told me I was at the wrong house. He proceeded to give me the correct address of the guy I was looking for. Showed up at the guys house. After the obvious fact that he wasn't going to give up the guitar for free, plan B went into effect. I went out to the car and grabbed a coin collection of mine I had, knowing his interest in random collectibles. We quickly settled at $100 and the guitar/amp/pedal board/cables etc... Once the safe was opened we quickly went into action mode and got the two men on the ground with a few punches, emptied the safe and recovered all of my guitar gear. Made out nice.MLIA

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Thrice أمهاتك[وهور]Aura Euphoria Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Florida/Buffalo/CT Posts: 2,357	Today, I found out my cousin traded my guitar for collateral for OC. I had him take me to the house, hopped the fence and knocked on the door, some old man answered and told me I was at the wrong house. He proceeded to give me the correct address of the guy I was looking for. Showed up at the guys house. After the obvious fact that he wasn't going to give up the guitar for free, plan B went into effect. I went out to the car and grabbed a coin collection of mine I had, knowing his interest in random collectibles. We quickly settled at $100 and the guitar/amp/pedal board/cables etc... Once the safe was opened we quickly went into action mode and got the two men on the ground with a few punches, emptied the safe and recovered all of my guitar gear. Made out nice.MLIA __________________ Lew Harrison, who looked like an anarchist with his red eyes and fierce black beard, had been writing furiously in one corner of the room. "That's good—happiness by the kilowatt," he said. "Buy your happiness the way you buy light."