djchameleon

haha while talking on the phone to your mother makes that priceless....can she hear the moaning in the background?

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Howard the Duck

huh? since when has guys moan while masturbating?

there's just this funny shivering in the voice that sounds like Aaron Neville's singing (I used to think he was always having a blowjob while recording)

djchameleon

no I meant the moaning from the porn that he has on in the background mostly from the women screaming/moaning

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Fame, fortune, power, titties. People say these are the most crucial things in life, but you can have a pocket full o' gold and it doesn't mean sh*t if you don't have someone to share that gold with. Seems simple. Yet it's an important lesson to learn. Even lone wolves run in packs sometimes.

The Batlord

Yes, but only from the orgy going on in the next room. Those people are perverts.

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Dr_Rez

Ok Yac I have a question about Poland. I do not mean any offense (keep in mind Im Jewish and we are considered the second most cheap people) by this, but what do Polish people think about the being REALLY cheap stereotype? And do you consider them to be?

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Yac

No offense taken my friend, it's close to impossible to offend an old (internet)trollslayer like me
Well, I'm walking around with holes in my shoes, "they're still good" and all that :P
Seriously though, I've never heard about Poles being cheap. Dirty, smelly, dumb, they're thieves (ask a German :P) - I think I could come up with more - these I heard and they are, sadly, to some extent true (like many stereotypes). But cheap ? There's an old Polish saying "zastaw się, a postaw się" which loosly translated means there may be no money to live on but there will always be enough money to dazzle your guests. And as far as I can tell, it's true.


As for Norway - apart from many of my friends working there and making amazing money, there's the Fjords (one day I will go diving there, to see the sunk U-boats), Vikings, amazingly high prices (regular bread is like 10x more expensive than here ....) and an amazingly high standard of living. Norway is often referred to here as "the Japan of europe", though quite frankly I hope you guys aren't as perverted :P
Yac.

Dr_Rez

Well it was an old coworker of my fathers that said it about them (him being polish) but the more I think about it I think he was just trying to make my Dad not fee bad about not getting a promotion he did. Kind of saying, your a cheap jew, but im a cheaper polak. (I have the slightest idea how to spell that word)

I hear you on the whole impress the guest thing. One of my best friends is Bulgarian and they are so god dammed hung up on making there guests feel pampered when they enter there abode. Not that its the same country, but seems to be the same mentality.

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Guybrush

I'd like to ask all you smelly, barbaric foreigners something. What first pops into your mind when you think "Norway" and do you know where to find the country on a map?

.. Before looking it up on Google or Wikipedia of course.

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Urban Hat€monger ?

Dead parrots pining for the fjords.

and yes I do.

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The Batlord

Black metal, vikings, and black metal and vikings at the same time. And yes I can, to the left of Sweden and right above Denmark.

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