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sweet_nothing 04-15-2008 04:55 PM

Guy on another forum I use to go to: You have to know music theory or else you're not a musician

SlayeReyalS 04-17-2008 12:05 AM

pulled this from a forum on myspace:

"o.k. so the other day i’m hanging out with my friend and one of his friends. i’m wearing my CANNIBAL CORPSE burtchered at birth t-shirt(greatest shirt ever to wear in south phoenix), and i mentioned the song jumprope spraywater by BAD ACID TRIP. then my friend’s friend starts yelling at me about how i should only listen to one genre and how i can’t be talking about a band like BAD ACID TRIP while wearing a CANNIBAL CORPSE t-shirt . so i just wanted to know when these music nazis came about and what the **** is there problem"



i don't know why he didn't do it, but if i were him in that situation i would've beaten that guy's face in until it was as concave as i could possibly get it. seriously, how could you be that IGNORANT!!?

SlayeReyalS 04-17-2008 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wayfarer (Post 470938)
"but if i were him in that situation i would've beaten that guy's face in until it was as concave as i could possibly get it."

wow, whoever said THAT must've been a complete retard!

TheBig3 04-17-2008 07:20 PM

Actually one girl has told me two of the stupidest things I've ever heard in my life:

1. "Hey you know how we can dig to the other side of the earth?"
"sure"
"so why can't we dig to the moon?"

That was so serious I couldn't laugh.

2. "yeah well I guess on the upside, the cold weather does kill all the mosquitoes"
"the cold doesn't kill them, they just migrate"

NSW 04-17-2008 10:46 PM

One time, waaaayyyy back in high school, this girl on the bus was talking to me about how she couldn't decide whether to be a vampire, or a vampire slayer. I thought she was joking, so I chuckled, and then she got offended. Yeah, that was pretty weird...

Voice_of_the_Soul12,13,01 04-17-2008 10:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sweet_nothing (Post 470451)
Guy on another forum I use to go to: You have to know music theory or else you're not a musician

Wow, totally queer. Although theory can help, you sure as hell don't need it as much as you need air to breathe to write a song or play an instrument. Just a basic understanding of it.



A few stupid things, some said sober, some said drunk, some funny, some not.

"Hardcore is a step above emo, or a step above it. Either way, you're still falling down the stairs."

"Slipknot is so death metal."

"How can you like listening to that music? They can't keep a beat and you can't understand the singer, if you can even call him that." (In reference to almost every band I listen to, even ones that have clean vocals and simple 4/4 beats. People just can't ****ing hear.)

I'll have more later, I'm tired.

St.J 04-18-2008 08:26 PM

some dumbass at my school asked me if its possible to piss in your ass.

I was like wtf

Quote:

Originally Posted by Voice_of_the_Soul12,13,01 (Post 471210)
"Slipknot is so death metal."


haha

**** **** piss ass **** ****

Far Beyond Driven 04-18-2008 09:22 PM

One time my friend said that Led Zeppelin was the first metal band.

Farfisa 04-18-2008 09:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SlayeReyalS (Post 470935)
"o.k. so the other day i’m hanging out with my friend and one of his friends. i’m wearing my CANNIBAL CORPSE burtchered at birth t-shirt(greatest shirt ever to wear in south phoenix), and i mentioned the song jumprope spraywater by BAD ACID TRIP. then my friend’s friend starts yelling at me about how i should only listen to one genre and how i can’t be talking about a band like BAD ACID TRIP while wearing a CANNIBAL CORPSE t-shirt . so i just wanted to know when these music nazis came about and what the **** is there problem"

I hope they get hit by a bus.....anybody that ignorant doesn't deserve to live.

NSW 05-22-2008 07:37 PM

So I was just watching "So You Think You Can Dance" (yes, I watch it and love it!), and this girl who auditioned is convinced that she didn't get through because "the judges are racist against tall people".


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