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RoemerMW 05-25-2008 12:27 AM

" Are there trees in the rainforest?"

WaspStar 05-25-2008 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xEmochicKx (Post 42914)
Once in class my teacher was talking about homosexuality..and shes like "Yes, we should all accept *** people"
And then one of my friend is like "Ya i accept ***s..but what about the lesbians??"

I have one somewhat like that:

"That kid's so homophobic, he's afraid of straight people."

...we never let him live that one down.

ProggyMan 05-25-2008 11:52 AM

Not really that stupid since it's actually true.
'Steely Dan sounds like some sex toy'.

asparagus 05-30-2008 04:54 AM

my friend didn't know that mickey d's is mcdonald's and that IHOP stood for the international house of pancakes! hahaha so funny!

WWWP 05-30-2008 01:15 PM

One of my best friends asked me: "How old is a deer before it turns into an elk?"

And another:
Me: Dude, who cut this pizza, Hellen Keller?
Friend: Haha, I don't get it.
Me: Are you serious...?
Friend: Isn't she a model or something... why can't models cut pizza?

mr dave 05-30-2008 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jesus (Post 42810)
What's the stupidest thing anyone has ever said to you

abba - a very good rock band.

Voice_of_the_Soul12,13,01 06-01-2008 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wolverinewolfweiselpigeon (Post 485743)
One of my best friends asked me: "How old is a deer before it turns into an elk?"

And another:
Me: Dude, who cut this pizza, Hellen Keller?
Friend: Haha, I don't get it.
Me: Are you serious...?
Friend: Isn't she a model or something... why can't models cut pizza?

haha, wow. Don't you hate when people don't get the simplest jokes? Then you have to explain it and it just ruins the joke. Then you're mad at your friend all night.



One of my friends said that some of Behemoth's material sounds like old Cradle of Filth. I haven't heard anything before "Cruelty and the Beast," so I can't vouch for that, but my friend thinks of Midian as "old" Cradle of Filth.

Same person was also listening to my guitarist play an Immortal song, and he said, "That's too dynamic," without bothering to elaborate or anything. We honestly believe he has no clue what the word "dynamic" means.

655321 06-01-2008 05:44 PM

he probably thought it meant good

EDIT: if so thats ****ing weak

blondiexboopx 06-04-2008 02:38 PM

A little homeschooled 16 year old seriously asked me how to spell "the" ....

Loser 06-04-2008 04:15 PM

Friend: Ok, if you had to rate me what you I be?

Me: um...On a scale from 1-10?

Friend: Yeah

Me: Ok, on a scale from 1-10 you are Hitler.


Actual conversation haha.


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