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Old 03-17-2009, 10:51 PM   #241 (permalink)
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Old 03-19-2009, 03:52 PM   #242 (permalink)
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Girl in my class: "Is Obama president of Florida too?"
after looking at a map of the us: "Ohh so he's the president of all these little places?"

Tsk...8th graders.
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Old 03-19-2009, 03:54 PM   #243 (permalink)
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Girl in my class: "Is Obama president of Florida too?"
after looking at a map of the us: "Ohh so he's the president of all these little places?"

Tsk...8th graders.
I'm scared for the future of this country.
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Old 03-20-2009, 11:41 PM   #244 (permalink)
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The guy who sits in front of me in my Philosophy class once said to me that "ignorancy is the root of all evil".
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Old 03-20-2009, 11:55 PM   #245 (permalink)
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The guy who sits in front of me in my Philosophy class once said to me that "ignorancy is the root of all evil".
hahahahaha


i remember in grade school kids used to ask me how to spell was.


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Old 03-23-2009, 12:16 PM   #246 (permalink)
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A friend of mine once told me to "Quit being so cynisistic". (I think it might be "cynical" and "sarcastic"...)

One of my fave came from co-worker though. I overheard him on the phone telling a vendor to "Stick your head up your ass and kiss mine!". Wha?
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Old 03-23-2009, 01:14 PM   #247 (permalink)
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A friend of mine once told me to "Quit being so cynisistic". (I think it might be "cynical" and "sarcastic"...)

One of my fave came from co-worker though. I overheard him on the phone telling a vendor to "Stick your head up your ass and kiss mine!". Wha?


This one isn't stupid, just a slip of the tongue, but my wife was talking about her old hatchback car one time and she called it a "hunchback" which caused me and my mother-in-law to burst into uncontrollable fits of laughter for the next 20 minutes or so.
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Old 03-23-2009, 03:00 PM   #248 (permalink)
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My girlfriend asked me what anarchy is today.

Sometimes I worry about people
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Old 03-23-2009, 03:45 PM   #249 (permalink)
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I saw my friend today who I hadnt seen since before spring break. This what he said to me "Hey Kenny! Dude I went to Canada for spring break and guess what they speak English not Canadian!"
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Old 03-23-2009, 05:03 PM   #250 (permalink)
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I work tech support. Had a guy call in on a relay call looking for the audio drivers to his motherboard. Imagine, a deaf guy upset that he has no sound on his computer.

one of the strangest ever for me
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