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Dr. Prunk
Join Date: Jun 2005
Location: Where the buffalo roam.
Posts: 12,156
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Please tell me she was 5.
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FakingSuicideForApplause
Join Date: Jul 2009
Location: I live in a van down by the river
Posts: 1,365
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My mom asked me this yesterday:
"If I put the air condition from 17degress to 22degrees, is it hotter or colder?" ![]()
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I'll stay if I ever could, and pick up your pieces babe, because there's never a perfect day. |
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Music Addict
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Liverpool, UK
Posts: 734
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Not sure if this story belongs in here, it isn't stupidity as such but it's just stupid in the funny sense.
When I was a kid I really, really wanted a pet. I cried about it for a full day but my mum just completely refused to cave to it. Anyway she took me to Asda to choose something else and I went to the fruit & veg aisle and picked up a pineapple. We took this pineapple back and I put it in a tank, called it Morris (after my grandad) and used to put lettuce leaves in the tank and my mum would take them out to make it look as though the pineapple had eaten them. ![]() I kept it for like 3 months and it just began to decay I think, when my mum binned him I was so devastated that my mum felt sorry for me and bought me a gecko. |
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