:laughing: :laughing: fried chicken without chicken=mac&cheese without mac or cheese.

Sorry, I won't use it ever again.

Not sure if this story belongs in here, it isn't stupidity as such but it's just stupid in the funny sense.

When I was a kid I really, really wanted a pet. I cried about it for a full day but my mum just completely refused to cave to it. Anyway she took me to Asda to choose something else and I went to the fruit & veg aisle and picked up a pineapple. We took this pineapple back and I put it in a tank, called it Morris (after my grandad) and used to put lettuce leaves in the tank and my mum would take them out to make it look as though the pineapple had eaten them. :o:

I kept it for like 3 months and it just began to decay I think, when my mum binned him I was so devastated that my mum felt sorry for me and bought me a gecko.

"Why do people live in the ghetto, don't they know it's bad there?"
"What I don't get is why all of the homeless people who sell water can't just drink it for themselves..."

both from my one friend, haha. :laughing:

Nice. :laughing:

I don't even understand the point your friend was trying to make with the second one. Are homeless people known for being thirsty? Are those guys who sell the water even homeless anyway?

At the bike section of a store the other day. I was looking at two push bikes side to side and commented to myself
"Gee, one of these bikes has their pedal on the wrong side of the bike".

Shows the last time I used one of them things.

idk, but it was hilarious

awww at least you appreciate me unlike somebody!! i needed to add some fun here :) :bowdown:

No Urban it was not you, it was some dude at a party i went to last summer.. :)

One time, me and my mom were in the car, and we were about to leave, but she "forgot" her cell phone. So she called someone on her cell-phone to tell her to bring her cell-phone to the car.