I'm never really part of the stupid conversations, but I witness a lot of them.

"Ok, so where's the Panama Canal?"
"Ummmm, Mexico?"

and

"Is your phone a LG?"
"No it's a 3G."

Excuse the subject matter, this was a real conversation with a friend and my sense of humour is a bit odd. (I don't mean any offence.) But anyway...

Me: "When I talk to you, I feel like a Jew in a Nazi shower. VERY NERVOUS!"
Her: "The Holocaust?"
*Blank look on the faces of both of us, but for very different reasons.*

I had to then explain that the holocaust was. Wow.

You actually said that to someone?

Kudos :laughing:

I messed that up for some reason, the conversation actually went like this:

Me: "When I talk to you, I feel like a Jew in a Nazi shower. VERY NERVOUS!"
Her: What?
Me: *Confused.* "The Holocaust?"
*Blank look on the faces of both of us, but for very different reasons.*

Unbelievable. I toned down what I actually said so I didn't cause offence. I'm SO politically correct.

^^ We know what you mean.

http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/3764/psychobates.png

Sarcasm? I thought it was quite simple, I spoke with someone who didn't have a clue what the holocaust was.

^^ I know. I was only kidding about the cause of the nervousness. I have an odd sense of humor too. Very odd, indeed. I have to stop making film jokes. :)

A conversation regarding math rock with a friend:
Her: Hey, What'cha listenin' to?
Me: Don Caballero
Her: Huh? What kind of music do they make?
Me: Math Rock/Post Rock
Her: LOL, You geek! Don't math rock bands sing about math?
Me: Uh, No?
Her: No, You're wrong. Math rock is all about math. It even has the word "Math" in the name.
Me: O RLY? name a math rock musician.
Her: That dude who made the Pi song.
Me: NO.

I guess she thinks Metal bands sing about Metal?

ZINCCCC, MY SINK IS MADE OF ZINCCCCCCCC
IRON, I BUMMED A LION!

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumbla...559594d3n1.jpg

(I don't think I'm gonna make it as a Metal artist :()

^there isn't an adjective on the planet that could properly describe the both humor and tragedy of that post.