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Old 09-25-2010, 04:25 PM   #541 (permalink)
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Stupid quote for the day (overheard in math class): "If your boobs are bigger than your stomach, you're not fat."
May sound stupid, but it's still hilarious all the same.
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I could be cute if I wanted to be, I just choose not to because you wouldn't be able to handle yourself.
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Old 09-25-2010, 04:34 PM   #542 (permalink)
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Old 09-25-2010, 04:59 PM   #543 (permalink)
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^ hahaha..

She looks so focused on driving. How atypical.
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Old 09-25-2010, 06:41 PM   #544 (permalink)
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Old 09-25-2010, 06:45 PM   #545 (permalink)
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^that was mean. *slap*
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I am just curious to see some statistics on the sexual orientation of the forum's members. I do believe the forum is run mostly of male heterosexual men, and I wonder if the statistics are represented here.
Male men? Are there other kinds of men?
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Old 09-25-2010, 07:52 PM   #546 (permalink)
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The sad thing is those really aren't her boobs, they're the innards of her arm fat.
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Old 09-25-2010, 09:55 PM   #547 (permalink)
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Oh, you're a gem, aren't you
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Old 09-26-2010, 07:04 AM   #548 (permalink)
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Old 09-26-2010, 07:26 AM   #549 (permalink)
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How does she move?
That's what the car is for... so she doesn't have to. Just like in Wall-E!
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Old 09-26-2010, 08:08 AM   #550 (permalink)
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Last night at a mates party there was 8 of us sleeping in one room.

3 people to a double bed, I was one of those people. My male friend says this because we were squashed.

Friend: I feel like a salmon in here.
me & other friend: Eh, don't you mean a sardine mate.


PAHAHA. its scary to think he got three adv. higher band 1 A's.
Maybe he meant he felt like a spawning salmon, Kayleigh!

Spawning salmon, crammed together in a riverbed:

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