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Maybe that or you ahve a thing for little boys.
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oh yeah, man, I was f*cking this 8 year old last night...
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Oh oh ive also wacked off when my my crush and my 4 friends were sleeping over and my friend caught me and he told everyone (the ass)
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this one time I saw a llama
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since no one is replying to my llama comment, I will post this link http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/llama.php
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I learned all the lyrics to that song
it is the best song ever oh my god I need to stop making stupid posts and go to sleep |
woah..stupid posts...in the stupid thread.
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these jokes remind me of another Michael Jackson joke, which is not that good :rolleyes: and i'm sure everyone knows it (that's why i hate saying jokes) so here it goes (A little boy walks up to his father and asks him a question.) Boy: Dad, is God a man or a woman? Father: Both, son, both. (After a short while the boy comes back.) Boy: Dad, is God black or white? Father: (After thinking for a short while) Both, son, both. (After another wait, the boy comes back again) Boy: Dad, is Michael Jackson God? .....not super funny...but cute :yeah: |
We need to make a michael jackson's joke thread.
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llama llama cheesecake llama tablet brick potato llama...
Man, I love that song :) |
I was once a treehouse I lived in a cake....
Ha I hate it already. |
come on, admit it, you could never hate the llama song
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Heh I think I can.. It just doesnt stop, it makes me want to cry :(
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aw, I listenend to it about 40 times when I first found that site....
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yo big baby jesus, this fread is bangin. hella ganxta son.
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Cut my own hair at like midnight because I was sick of it getting in my eyes while i slept. I didnt look at a mirror once the entire time and it ended up looking absolutly terrible. It still does Im just waiting for it to grow out again. God I look terrible.
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um, never made out with a relative, so my post is gonna sound lame compared to some of the others on here so far.
But... i ate a quarter of shrooms and ran around a Phish show barefoot wearing a moomoo and an oversized sombrero. when i was younger i threw a bike over a fence and it accidently landed on my friends face, splitting his nose open (had to have 7 stitches because of it). Ducttaped a freshman to a pole outside of a mexican restaurant about 2 feet off the ground during lunchtime my senior year in highschool. |
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yeah, i always thought i was gonna end up in jail for hurting someone... not that i was hurting anyone besides my older sister...
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me and my friend were bored so we got a trampoline put it near the roof of his double story house, climbed up and jumped off two stories into the trampoline. hehe.
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HEY MA! GIT OF THA DARN ROOF!!
anybody know the words to "cletus the slack jawed yokel"? |
TOday i jumped on my crush and we made out.....IN her lawn then her dad came out.....I now have a belt mark across my face and it stings.
oh and ArtistIntheAmbulance your idea worked. |
I was just laughing at all the comments previous to mine, but I must say that the stupidest thing I ever did was smoke crack.
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Wait i thought you sniff crack im confused.
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well they DO start with "s" right? both of them :D
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the most stupid thing ever done by me has to be....running into a wall twice- and not purposefully. what can i say, it was halloween, i had a mask on.
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*points and laughs*
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i ran into a glass patio door twice (yes the same one), but i thought it was open... they really should put stickers on them or something...
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Zoo
ok..it was just the other day.. i was in the zoo..we were going up to the african part and i shouted(at the TOP of my voice) " oh look the lovely GIRAFFES" (correct the spelling). turns out..they were zebras.
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I had to go through alot of pain when making out with my cousini felt his tongue ring *shudders*
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ok, my story goes like this:
when i was little and poor (jk) i shared the bedroom with my sister and parents and my sister and i used to sleep in a bed with 2 levels, you know that kind of stuff, right? (i don't know what they're called) so we used to play alot jumping from the upper bed towards my parents' bed. (my sister was the pro) one day i tried it. i hit the ceiling lamp then landed "safely" on the bed. with my hands carrying my head. my sister died laughing. |
I fliied the vaporizer with Dr. Pepper last night now i feel sick.
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