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jesus 02-19-2005 09:36 PM

Stupid thread part II
 
What's the stupidest thing you've ever done?

This should be interesting :)

jibber 02-19-2005 09:42 PM

F*cked my knee up throwing an absolutely sh*tty jump last weekend, which is keeping me from skiing right now, and is basically is making my weekend suck horribly. 5 day weekend where I could be skiing every day, and I'm f*cking stuck in the condo up at a great mountain because my knee is f*cking useless. Yeah I'm not in a great mood.

jesus 02-19-2005 09:45 PM

haha, you told me about that in the thread with the asian kid who hacked into your account. what happened to the "F*CK FU*K F*CK F*CK" thread!?

jibber 02-19-2005 09:58 PM

too pissed off and depressed to make a f*ck f*ck f*ck thread.

sleepy jack 02-19-2005 10:16 PM

Madeout with my cousin *shudders* i got money but HE WAS MY COUSIN still 20 bucks....

jesus 02-19-2005 10:16 PM

Jib, sorry you busted you knee, I know i'd be pretty pissed if that happened to me. I hope you feel better.


But also in that thread I mentioned about how I broke my thumb...
I tripped over my cat.

jesus 02-19-2005 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MIsfitspunk
Madeout with my cousin *shudders* i got money but HE WAS MY COUSIN still 20 bucks....

wait...he? :eek:

sleepy jack 02-19-2005 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jesus
wait...he? :eek:

Yes i know.

jibber 02-19-2005 10:43 PM

^ *cue the redneck banjo music*

jesus 02-19-2005 10:45 PM

^^
woah

i'm still laughing

haha

sleepy jack 02-19-2005 10:56 PM

OKay okay im never gonna live this down OH OH OH Taking back thursday dated our cousin (girl) for 2 months before he found out she was our cousin...oh god my familys sick.

jibber 02-19-2005 10:59 PM

^ *cue redneck banjo music*

jesus 02-19-2005 11:00 PM

I have a friend who accidentally did that, because almost everybody at my old school turned out to be like, related, but no one found out about it until like months after they had all dated their cousins. I was lucky, my family lived on the other side of the country :)

jesus 02-19-2005 11:01 PM

*hoe-down*
(however that's spelt)

jibber 02-19-2005 11:01 PM

^^again, *cue redneck banjo music*

sleepy jack 02-19-2005 11:02 PM

oh my god i feel unclean *cries*

jibber 02-19-2005 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MIsfitspunk
oh my god i feel unclean *cries*

don't worry about it, dating your cousis is completely acceptable, in alabama anyways.

sleepy jack 02-19-2005 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jibber
don't worry about it, dating your cousis is completely acceptable, in alabama anyways.

I didnt date my cousin i made out with my male cousin remember?

jibber 02-19-2005 11:05 PM

^hahaha, my mistake, that's much better.....

sleepy jack 02-19-2005 11:07 PM

Yes i mean umm....well he does have a nice haircut

jesus 02-19-2005 11:07 PM

but does alabama allow gay marriges?

jesus 02-19-2005 11:08 PM

wait, we're talking abuot making out and dating, nevermind then.
On the *** marrige thing, I think it's ****ing stupid that it's not alloud. The end now get back on the topic or die.

jibber 02-19-2005 11:09 PM

Nope, but getting with your cousin is practically a spectator sport down there.

jesus 02-19-2005 11:09 PM

bush is a poop-head

haha

i'm probably gonna get so much **** for that comment

jesus 02-19-2005 11:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jibber
Nope, but getting with your cousin is practically a spectator sport down there.


How would you know this?

jibber 02-19-2005 11:11 PM

^ haha, I don't, just going on the steriotypical redneck, hillbilly southern united states thing where everyone's uncle is also their son.

sleepy jack 02-19-2005 11:15 PM

Oh well i also got drunk on a dare and woke up in my underwear on my crushs lawn....

jesus 02-19-2005 11:17 PM

me and my friend are going to run down the street in our underwear screaming 'I HAVE BOY PARTS!' some day.

sleepy jack 02-19-2005 11:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jesus
me and my friend are going to run down the street in our underwear screaming 'I HAVE BOY PARTS!' some day.

I wanna come :( that was going to far again wasnt it?

jesus 02-19-2005 11:29 PM

nah, you could always scream 'I HAVE GIRL PARTS!'

unless you'd want to say I have boy parts, that would just be funny.

sleepy jack 02-19-2005 11:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jesus
nah, you could always scream 'I HAVE GIRL PARTS!'

unless you'd want to say I have boy parts, that would just be funny.

hey that would be interesting can i wear my anarchy man cape?

jesus 02-19-2005 11:33 PM

No, you have to be in your underwear

jesus 02-19-2005 11:33 PM

that's the rule.

sleepy jack 02-19-2005 11:36 PM

But but but if i wear my underwear and my anarchy man cape id be the inappropritae version of super man.

jesus 02-19-2005 11:38 PM

Dude...there's this kid that went to my school in third grade, and on halloween he showed up wearing superman underwear and a cape(that was it) and ran around the school screaming 'IT'S A BIRD IT'S A PLANEetc...". After that the school made a new rule, no more dressing up on halloween.

sleepy jack 02-19-2005 11:38 PM

hehehe oH thats sick michael JAckson would have loved it.

jesus 02-19-2005 11:43 PM

"knock knock"
"who's there?"
"little boy blue"
"little boy blue(picture them saying this in real life) who?"
"Michael Jackson!"

sleepy jack 02-19-2005 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jesus
"knock knock"
"who's there?"
"little boy blue"
"little boy blue(picture them saying this in real life) who?"
"Michael Jackson!"

Oh oh that reminds me of one or more

SO Michael Jackson is on a plane with a bunch of kids and theirs only 2 parchutes so he says

Michael Jackson: Only 2? Who Will USe htem?
Pilot: You and me.
Michael Jackson:What about the kids?
Pilot: Skrew the kids
Michael Jackson: Do you think we have time?


Q: What does Michael Jackson have in common with Mcdonalds?
A: They both stick middle aged meet into 8 year old buns.

whats michal jacksons favorite chinese food?
cream of sum'yong'guy

Q: Whats the diffrence between Michael jakson and a plastic grocery bag?
A: One is white and dangerous to children,one carrys grocerys.

jesus 02-19-2005 11:48 PM

haha

jesus 02-19-2005 11:48 PM

you think if I tell people I got plastic surgery 249739647 times and i'm really black they'll believe me?


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