Stupid thread part II (show, quote)

SlayeReyalS · 02-26-2005, 01:35 AM

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Originally Posted by MIsfitspunk

Madeout with my cousin *shudders* i got money but HE WAS MY COUSIN still 20 bucks....

He? you made out with a he? are you a guy or a girl misfitspunk?

blackTshirt · 02-26-2005, 07:59 AM

yep, he's a he...

jesus · 02-26-2005, 08:24 PM

about two days ago me and a couple friends pissed off this guy who worked at a hotel we were staying at and he charged us $900 extra dollars then we should've paid to stay there. He's in pretty big trouble now. I hope the ****er gets fired.

sleepy jack · 02-26-2005, 08:32 PM

He should oh i was walking into the kitchen and i thought it was my friend cassy by the oven cause she had a black hood over her hair so i walked up grabbed her butt and kissed her on the cheek then i found out it was.....

My brothers wife

seriously sickest moment ever.

blackTshirt · 02-27-2005, 02:46 AM

yeah, it reminds me of the embarrassing moment when i talked to my best friend on the street then realised it wasn't her... and i said something like "i bet that's the way the robbers do it" (that woman was staring at the jewellery shop with her face next to the shop's window) ... she turned away and smiled in a wierd way and i was like "ok ..i'm gonna... you know....go now.."

Sneer · 02-27-2005, 10:15 AM

haha, that happened to me so many times. like when i was in the supermarket with my nan and this woman had a her back to me, got a tin of spaghetti and plonked it in her trolley- not realising this lady wasnt actually my nan. she turned, stared, i meekly took the can out and walked off with head bowed.

oh yea and there was the time i thought my freind was in a cubicle so i started making funny noises that me and him find funny...turns out it wasnt him. ah, i died.

ArtistInTheAmbulance · 02-27-2005, 10:18 AM

Haha those stories are always fun. I remember literally jumping on this guy in the street once, I thought he was someone else obviously... He just turned around and looked at me as if I belonged in a dustbin or something. Heh, twas fun...

Tommyrocker · 02-27-2005, 10:28 AM

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Originally Posted by LedZepStu

oh yea and there was the time i thought my freind was in a cubicle so i started making funny noises that me and him find funny...turns out it wasnt him. ah, i died.

^^^^ comedy gold as he recalled this story with red face in the common room after id pushed him into the toilets, he thought id followed him in, id just kept walking. How very embarresing for you.

SlayeReyalS · 03-27-2005, 12:05 AM

well, i found a small basketball next to Ralphs before i walked in. i was bouncing it around looking for the candy, and then i found a guy wearing a big black jacket that went over his head. my friend has a jacket just like that, and thought it was my friend john, so to alert him that i was behind him, i threw the basketball at his back. he turned around. it wasnt john, it was a black guy who looked really pissed. i said "oh, sorry, i thought you were black... I MEAN JOHN!!!" yes, i actually said that. the fact that he was black went into my head when i said it, and thats what came out. he started chasing me. i got away from him, but i felt like a complete moron. still do.

Mixin · 03-27-2005, 06:36 PM

I skipped school, went to the school at about 3:30 to catch the bus to my basketball game, got caught, forged my parents signature on the note

either that or got caught trying to put a used condom in this one kids sleeping bag that was pissing me off on my class camping trip ( dont worry, i didnt touch it with my bare hands) surprisingly, the dumbest thing i did on my LAST class camping trip was stand to close to a tree we were tipping, almost took me out

or got caught smoking outside the school at around 4:00 in grade 1, smoking was apparently a big deal in grade 1

or drank until i threw up and passed out in the hottub, everyone had huge rashes the next morning

i have always had terribly impaired vision, i was born with it, and i didn't have any glasses when i was little. so my family went to this family party thing, and i lost my mom. i saw this one woman who was wearing the same strange, remarkably hideous green coat exactly like my moms so i went to hear and asked her to pick me up, she did and it wasnt until my mom came by that i realized that wasnt her. that happened like while i was in preschool

or eat head cheese... ya

02-26-2005, 07:59 AM	#82 (permalink)
blackTshirt The Randomness Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: romania.. shut up Posts: 854	yep, he's a he... __________________ My rims never spin, to the contrary You'll find that they're quite stationary.

02-27-2005, 02:46 AM	#85 (permalink)
blackTshirt The Randomness Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: romania.. shut up Posts: 854	yeah, it reminds me of the embarrassing moment when i talked to my best friend on the street then realised it wasn't her... and i said something like "i bet that's the way the robbers do it" (that woman was staring at the jewellery shop with her face next to the shop's window) ... she turned away and smiled in a wierd way and i was like "ok ..i'm gonna... you know....go now.." __________________ My rims never spin, to the contrary You'll find that they're quite stationary.

02-27-2005, 10:15 AM	#86 (permalink)
Sneer Let it drip Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 5,430	haha, that happened to me so many times. like when i was in the supermarket with my nan and this woman had a her back to me, got a tin of spaghetti and plonked it in her trolley- not realising this lady wasnt actually my nan. she turned, stared, i meekly took the can out and walked off with head bowed. oh yea and there was the time i thought my freind was in a cubicle so i started making funny noises that me and him find funny...turns out it wasnt him. ah, i died. __________________ LastFM Sneer's Emporium of Sound Fright Team radio show

02-27-2005, 10:18 AM	#87 (permalink)
ArtistInTheAmbulance enchanted. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: cornwailles, angleterre. Posts: 2,537	Haha those stories are always fun. I remember literally jumping on this guy in the street once, I thought he was someone else obviously... He just turned around and looked at me as if I belonged in a dustbin or something. Heh, twas fun... __________________ shake your wings like theyre laced with sound!

03-27-2005, 06:36 PM	#90 (permalink)
Mixin Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: The center of earth Posts: 45	I skipped school, went to the school at about 3:30 to catch the bus to my basketball game, got caught, forged my parents signature on the note either that or got caught trying to put a used condom in this one kids sleeping bag that was pissing me off on my class camping trip ( dont worry, i didnt touch it with my bare hands) surprisingly, the dumbest thing i did on my LAST class camping trip was stand to close to a tree we were tipping, almost took me out or got caught smoking outside the school at around 4:00 in grade 1, smoking was apparently a big deal in grade 1 or drank until i threw up and passed out in the hottub, everyone had huge rashes the next morning i have always had terribly impaired vision, i was born with it, and i didn't have any glasses when i was little. so my family went to this family party thing, and i lost my mom. i saw this one woman who was wearing the same strange, remarkably hideous green coat exactly like my moms so i went to hear and asked her to pick me up, she did and it wasnt until my mom came by that i realized that wasnt her. that happened like while i was in preschool or eat head cheese... ya __________________ I'm not gonna say that I'm a conspiracy theorist, but... ...the government is after me My website the Mansion of Metal

03-27-2005, 12:05 AM	#89 (permalink)
SlayeReyalS Music Addict Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 368	well, i found a small basketball next to Ralphs before i walked in. i was bouncing it around looking for the candy, and then i found a guy wearing a big black jacket that went over his head. my friend has a jacket just like that, and thought it was my friend john, so to alert him that i was behind him, i threw the basketball at his back. he turned around. it wasnt john, it was a black guy who looked really pissed. i said "oh, sorry, i thought you were black... I MEAN JOHN!!!" yes, i actually said that. the fact that he was black went into my head when i said it, and thats what came out. he started chasing me. i got away from him, but i felt like a complete moron. still do.