The Gentleman's Club

duga · 03-29-2010, 03:43 PM

Yeah...that makes total sense to do to yourself...

right-track · 03-29-2010, 03:48 PM

The girly thread has turned out to be exactly what I imagined it to be...inane.

Gentlemen. You've all disappointed me.
Where are the malt whiskeys, the fine wines, the fast cars, the nice watches, the expensive cigars, Italian shoes, the fishing gear, the tales of conquests past?

Male pursuits. The finer things in life. These are the things this thread should be about.

And what do we get?

Piercings, pubes, ball sacks and bugger all else! Apart from dogs rubbing their arses on rugs!

And why are women allowed to post in this thread?

You're all a fucking disgrace to your gender and all things considered manly.

Shape up guys!

lucifer_sam · 03-29-2010, 03:55 PM

I will henceforth make it my highest priority to mannify this thread:

duga · 03-29-2010, 03:56 PM

Sorry to disappoint...but you are right...

I'll try to lead this in the right direction.

I'm just barely beginning to get my bearings in wine, but beer I know. Here is a true microbrew gem from Indiana:

The pic makes me want to go grab a sixer right now...

FETCHER. · 03-29-2010, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by lucifer_sam

I don't mind the usual ones. As for the unusual...nostril studs are cute, septums are disgusting, lip rings are ugly and brow studs are kind of mannish. Maybe it's just me but I find navel piercings incredibly sexy, probably has something to do with past relationships I've had. I've also been with a few girls that had their nether regions pierced, it was a bit unusual but nothing that interfered with sex.

I was actually considering getting an apadravya (look up at your own risk) but kind of balked at the possible health consequences.

brave, extremely brave.

right-track · 03-29-2010, 03:59 PM

^

*gives up

This thread should be re named 'the crèche'

duga · 03-29-2010, 04:06 PM

Dude...we've moved on from the bodily hair discussion.

right-track · 03-29-2010, 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kayleigh.

brave, extremely brave.

Don't go worrying your pretty little head dear.
Here's a tenner. Be a good girl and toddle off for a chat with the ladies and give the boys a bit of man time.

duga · 03-29-2010, 04:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Age

Seeing as you're still talking about it...

Good one.

right-track · 03-29-2010, 04:17 PM

I'd like to see a few tutorials from those who know what they're doing.

Stuff like; how best to cut a cigar, the correct way to fold a breast pocket handkerchief.
I'd even settle for a demonstration on how to strip and oil a fire arm.

But please gentlemen...no more pubes!

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03-29-2010, 03:56 PM	#104 (permalink)
duga MB quadrant's JM Vincent Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Washington, DC Posts: 3,762	Sorry to disappoint...but you are right... I'll try to lead this in the right direction. I'm just barely beginning to get my bearings in wine, but beer I know. Here is a true microbrew gem from Indiana: The pic makes me want to go grab a sixer right now... __________________ Confusion will be my epitaph...

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03-29-2010, 03:48 PM	#102 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	The girly thread has turned out to be exactly what I imagined it to be...inane. Gentlemen. You've all disappointed me. Where are the malt whiskeys, the fine wines, the fast cars, the nice watches, the expensive cigars, Italian shoes, the fishing gear, the tales of conquests past? Male pursuits. The finer things in life. These are the things this thread should be about. And what do we get? Piercings, pubes, ball sacks and bugger all else! Apart from dogs rubbing their arses on rugs! And why are women allowed to post in this thread? You're all a fucking disgrace to your gender and all things considered manly. Shape up guys!

03-29-2010, 03:59 PM	#106 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	^ *gives up This thread should be re named 'the crèche'

03-29-2010, 04:17 PM	#110 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	I'd like to see a few tutorials from those who know what they're doing. Stuff like; how best to cut a cigar, the correct way to fold a breast pocket handkerchief. I'd even settle for a demonstration on how to strip and oil a fire arm. But please gentlemen...no more pubes!