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Old 03-27-2010, 05:16 PM   #71 (permalink)
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I wouldn't shave myself bald either. Too annoying and impractical. A light trim isn't exactly bald eagle. But if you've got pubes getting stuck in your butt crack, then it's time to break out the hedge trimmers.
I'm like a ****ing Faun, It starts at my stomach and ends at the bottom of my toes, front and back. Pain in the arse it is.
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Old 03-27-2010, 05:50 PM   #72 (permalink)
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There's nothing poetic about it, just a simple courtesy for everyone in attendance. It's as much a pain for us to look at as I imagine it would be for anybody else.

And it's not like men go wholesale on the thing. We realize how ridiculous it looks already, there's no sense trying to emulate the porn star image. Just a simple trim is all we require (and all we ask of women too ).
Spot on. I have no inclination to be bald down there when I have no hair on the other head! Just a little trim and tidy up for both aesthetic and hygiene reasons.
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Old 03-28-2010, 01:12 AM   #73 (permalink)
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I'm like a ****ing Faun, It starts at my stomach and ends at the bottom of my toes, front and back. Pain in the arse it is.
I'm pretty hairy too. Truth is, I would never trim shorter than my leg hair... otherwise, it just looks retarded. Like you went tanning in a two-piece. As long as you're consistent, it's all good.
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Old 03-28-2010, 08:27 AM   #74 (permalink)
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Not trimming just the actual balls... The entire groin region.
We just say "balls" to sum it all up.
And generally it's a courtesy for your partner, and a housekeeping thing.
And it makes your dick look bigger. Funny how everyone's subtly avoided mentioning that...

I only do it when I'm exceptionally bored.
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Old 03-28-2010, 11:16 PM   #75 (permalink)
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I like to get ****ed up and let women shave the Superman S, or their first initial into my nether region.
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Old 03-29-2010, 02:50 AM   #76 (permalink)
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This club lacks class.
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You're all whipped. Feck shaving or trimming... she's lucky she's getting the log at all, damned well better handle the forest!
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Old 03-29-2010, 08:26 AM   #78 (permalink)
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Many have tried to shift the subject to fine women. Alas, it failed...
Bring out the hedge trimmers!
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Old 03-29-2010, 09:38 AM   #79 (permalink)
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You're all whipped. Feck shaving or trimming... she's lucky she's getting the log at all, damned well better handle the forest!
women can go for longer without sex than men, speaking from experience. so she could effortlessly hold off having sex with you until you shaved . Would you like it if she had a "forest"? I dont think you'd like your birds attitude to shaving if it was..

"Feck shaving or trimming... he's lucky he's getting his hole at all, damned well better handle the forest!"



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Old 03-29-2010, 12:09 PM   #80 (permalink)
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women can go for longer without sex than men, speaking from experience. so she could effortlessly hold off having sex with you until you shaved . Would you like it if she had a "forest"? I dont think you'd like your birds attitude to shaving if it was..

"Feck shaving or trimming... he's lucky he's getting his hole at all, damned well better handle the forest!"



Just makin' a point.
What, what?
Does that mean you don't tolerate any shrubbery in the nether regions?
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