A Day On Craigs List.
 

Some funny posts I seen on Craig's List.

best of craigslist: Teach me how to kiss - w4m

best of craigslist: its Jared here, with COUCH-WOW

best of craigslist: My guy is Cheating on me with X-Box 360

best of craigslist: Children's guillotine

:rofl:

I loved the COUCH-WOW one. The children's guillotine was hillarious and messed up.

I almost got a job as a dog walker on craigslist hahaha.. craigslist is pretty awesome sometimes

Yeah there was one I seen about a 70 year old dildo that was passed down through this persons family for sale. I don't know where it went though.

Gosh......dark humour

who doesn't like it?

:beer: -->>> :bringit: -->>> :jailed:

:laughing: That's just wrong!

It was actually really funny. :P

the new James Bond is a blonde named Rebecca

my flash drive - m4w

Holy ****, I can't even imagine that being true.

Oh my gosh, that was hilarious!!

Mouth sores don't turn her on? What is wrong with that first poster.

it's coming from the same internet that brought us 2 girls 1 cup. i don't doubt anything anymore haha

^

Really good point.

I still have nightmares.

I never plan on watching that... :eek:

same here dude, but i think it's important to be aware of it (and to have friends/suckers who think they're desensitized enough to actually check it out) so that i never actually have to try unseeing it.

then again, goatse isn't nearly as shocking now as it was when i first saw it 10 years ago. now i get a kick out of the wedding ring haha.

Now this one made me laugh:

best of craigslist: need someone to sit on lap

how would a couple of 50lb bags of potatoes not accomplish exactly what this person is asking for? or are they just anticipating being farted on at least once per 4 hour session?

Just be wary of friends who think it is really funny to say "Hey come here and watch this vid...it's hilarious..." and then they spring 2 girls 1 cup on you.

This is what happened to me.

I'm sure if I ever got really curious Encyclopedia Dramatica could give me all I need to satisfy my curiosity without actually having to watch the thing.

But i'm not that curious.

:rofl: Maybe that person is just so desperate for human contact that they're going to great lengths to get it.

Yeah normally I just come right out and ask someone to fart on me. No need to beat around the bush.

Maybe the ad should have read something like this:

"I really need somebody to sit on my lap for four hours per day, fart on me and possible pee on me too since I can't have you getting up to use the washroom."

what are you shopping forr :laughing:

you can potatoes off of there ???

ohh woww haha yeah thats just straight up sily:rofl:

What?

It's genius encrypting, you'll never decipher it.

Is it true that loads of people find their dealers on craigslist? Somebody told me this the other day and I was baffled.

Stuff sells on Craigs List fast as hell... If thats what your asking.

I would never buy drugs on craigslist. It seems way to easy for the police to set up a sting operation :laughing:

one night a car full of guys drove past me and a friend asking if we needed any bud. said no, but they doubled back to give us their number which they had written down anyways. she (my friend) recognized the number as a dealer her or her friend knew or something. a few days later i saw the same guys advertising on craigslist.

so yea, i guess it happens in some places.

Wow. I just got on craigslist for the first time. There are some nasty motherf*ckers on there, just wow. That site made me feel more creeped out than when I'm looking at hardcore fetish porn :shycouch:

Those perverts and their yard sale announcements!

I'm finding some hilarious ones tonight:

I stay off of there .. there are sick perverts on there and my mom said it was dangerous

This was posted on Craigslist in Toronto a couple of days ago:

Cute Young Guy seeks attractive blonde roomate

are you sure its not a prostitution gig?

Well would you feel whored out cooking a nice casserole ?

Uhhhhhh, I believe it's just some (probably ugly) guy looking for a blonde roommate that will do his chores for and that he can possibly **** at some point.